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From: hippo on 13 Aug 2010 09:01 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I can't accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can't accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The policeman was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at the door. Then a Member of the Federal Labor Party came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can't accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, he found a dozen Labor MPs and their staff waiting for their free haircut. Cheers -- Posted at www.usenet.com.au
From: Jason James on 13 Aug 2010 16:23 "hippo" <am9obmhAc2hvYWwubmV0LmF1(a)REGISTERED_USER_usenet.com.au> wrote in message news:i43fmt$h56$1(a)news.eternal-september.org... > One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. > > After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I can't > accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist > was pleased and left the shop. > > When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank > you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. > > Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his > bill, the barber again replied, 'I can't accept money from you, I'm doing > community service this week.' The policeman was happy and left the shop. > > The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' > card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at the door. > > Then a Member of the Federal Labor Party came in for a haircut, and when > he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can't accept money > from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy > and left the shop. > > The next morning, when the barber went to open up, he found a dozen Labor > MPs and their staff waiting for their free haircut. Jobs for the boys!! LOL,..:-) Jason
From: Milton on 13 Aug 2010 17:25 "hippo" <am9obmhAc2hvYWwubmV0LmF1(a)REGISTERED_USER_usenet.com.au> wrote in message news:i43fmt$h56$1(a)news.eternal-september.org... > One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. > > After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I can't > accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist > was pleased and left the shop. > > When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank > you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. > > Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his > bill, the barber again replied, 'I can't accept money from you, I'm doing > community service this week.' The policeman was happy and left the shop. > > The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' > card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at the door. > > Then a Member of the Federal Liberal Party came in for a haircut, and when > he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can't accept money > from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy > and left the shop. > > The next morning, when the barber went to open up, he found the only 2 > remaining Liberal > MPs and their staff and their boyfriends waiting for their free haircut. > > Cheers > LOL, typos fixed. Regards Milton
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