From: mileburner on

"The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)nospamblueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> Take a deep breath and admit that cyclists are often to blame for
> collissions.

Yes, in about 1:10


From: OG on

"Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message
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> OG <owen(a)gwynnefamily.org.uk> wrote:
>
>> "NM" <nik.morgan(a)mac.com> wrote in message
>> news:0c924182-cf0a-4ac6-ad27-0a7bcce02d86(a)g12g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
>> > Some of you may recall about three weeks ago I posted about an
>> > accident my friend had where a cyclist collided with her car in
>> > Catford and ended up draped across the bonnet his bike still strapped
>> > to his feet.
>> >
>>
>> That was the one where she pulled across his path and he screwed up the
>> avoid, yes?
>
> No no no no no no no, yes.
>
> Or.
>
> It was the one where she waited perfectly positioned on her side of the
> road, waiting for all traffic, including the cyclist that she had made
> careful observation of, to clear the location before she turned right
> into a side road. Unfortunately the cyclist completely lost his mind and
> increased his speed to exceed 30mph, as he did so he lost control of the
> bicycle and crossed over onto the wrong side of the road. There he hit
> the car involved from the nearside by cycling in a wide arc across to
> his right and back to his left to strike the bonnet of the car over the
> nearside wing. Throughout this manouever he maintained his speed of over
> 30mph and startled the poor dear with his excess speed and reckless
> riding.
>

Oh, is this silly fiction corner?

That's nothing like what was originally posted.
(thread "Who is liable for the damage?" started 24th October)

From: Steve Firth on
OG <owen(a)gwynnefamily.org.uk> wrote:

> "Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1jakty3.2ltpnpoqzeioN%%steve%@malloc.co.uk...
> > OG <owen(a)gwynnefamily.org.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> "NM" <nik.morgan(a)mac.com> wrote in message
> >> news:0c924182-cf0a-4ac6-ad27-0a7bcce02d86(a)g12g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> >> > Some of you may recall about three weeks ago I posted about an
> >> > accident my friend had where a cyclist collided with her car in
> >> > Catford and ended up draped across the bonnet his bike still strapped
> >> > to his feet.
> >> >
> >>
> >> That was the one where she pulled across his path and he screwed up the
> >> avoid, yes?
> >
> > No no no no no no no, yes.
> >
> > Or.
> >
> > It was the one where she waited perfectly positioned on her side of the
> > road, waiting for all traffic, including the cyclist that she had made
> > careful observation of, to clear the location before she turned right
> > into a side road. Unfortunately the cyclist completely lost his mind and
> > increased his speed to exceed 30mph, as he did so he lost control of the
> > bicycle and crossed over onto the wrong side of the road. There he hit
> > the car involved from the nearside by cycling in a wide arc across to
> > his right and back to his left to strike the bonnet of the car over the
> > nearside wing. Throughout this manouever he maintained his speed of over
> > 30mph and startled the poor dear with his excess speed and reckless
> > riding.
> >
>
> Oh, is this silly fiction corner?

I'll put you down for a "whoosh" shall I?
From: OG on

"Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1jal32t.8ws62r1rid3x2N%%steve%@malloc.co.uk...
> OG <owen(a)gwynnefamily.org.uk> wrote:
>
>> "Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:1jakty3.2ltpnpoqzeioN%%steve%@malloc.co.uk...
>> > OG <owen(a)gwynnefamily.org.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> "NM" <nik.morgan(a)mac.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:0c924182-cf0a-4ac6-ad27-0a7bcce02d86(a)g12g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
>> >> > Some of you may recall about three weeks ago I posted about an
>> >> > accident my friend had where a cyclist collided with her car in
>> >> > Catford and ended up draped across the bonnet his bike still
>> >> > strapped
>> >> > to his feet.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> That was the one where she pulled across his path and he screwed up
>> >> the
>> >> avoid, yes?
>> >
>> > No no no no no no no, yes.
>> >
>> > Or.
>> >
>> > It was the one where she waited perfectly positioned on her side of the
>> > road, waiting for all traffic, including the cyclist that she had made
>> > careful observation of, to clear the location before she turned right
>> > into a side road. Unfortunately the cyclist completely lost his mind
>> > and
>> > increased his speed to exceed 30mph, as he did so he lost control of
>> > the
>> > bicycle and crossed over onto the wrong side of the road. There he hit
>> > the car involved from the nearside by cycling in a wide arc across to
>> > his right and back to his left to strike the bonnet of the car over the
>> > nearside wing. Throughout this manouever he maintained his speed of
>> > over
>> > 30mph and startled the poor dear with his excess speed and reckless
>> > riding.
>> >
>>
>> Oh, is this silly fiction corner?
>
> I'll put you down for a "whoosh" shall I?

Sorry Steve, it's just hard to tell when it's your posts.

Some people just can't carry irony.


From: The Medway Handyman on
Steve Firth wrote:
> OG <owen(a)gwynnefamily.org.uk> wrote:
>
>> "Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:1jakty3.2ltpnpoqzeioN%%steve%@malloc.co.uk...
>>> OG <owen(a)gwynnefamily.org.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "NM" <nik.morgan(a)mac.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:0c924182-cf0a-4ac6-ad27-0a7bcce02d86(a)g12g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> Some of you may recall about three weeks ago I posted about an
>>>>> accident my friend had where a cyclist collided with her car in
>>>>> Catford and ended up draped across the bonnet his bike still
>>>>> strapped to his feet.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That was the one where she pulled across his path and he screwed
>>>> up the avoid, yes?
>>>
>>> No no no no no no no, yes.
>>>
>>> Or.
>>>
>>> It was the one where she waited perfectly positioned on her side of
>>> the road, waiting for all traffic, including the cyclist that she
>>> had made careful observation of, to clear the location before she
>>> turned right into a side road. Unfortunately the cyclist completely
>>> lost his mind and increased his speed to exceed 30mph, as he did so
>>> he lost control of the bicycle and crossed over onto the wrong side
>>> of the road. There he hit the car involved from the nearside by
>>> cycling in a wide arc across to his right and back to his left to
>>> strike the bonnet of the car over the nearside wing. Throughout
>>> this manouever he maintained his speed of over 30mph and startled
>>> the poor dear with his excess speed and reckless riding.
>>>
>>
>> Oh, is this silly fiction corner?
>
> I'll put you down for a "whoosh" shall I?

More like a sonic boom.

Your fault Mr Firth. You assumed cyclists were bright enough to understand
irony & sarcasm.


--
Dave - The Tax Paying Motorist


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