From: Nick Naim on
nbr 1....Down tree across the roadway
Had to take 10 minute detour.(always have GPS)
nbr 2....Sink hole in roadway 10 miles from the down tree.
stuck in 7 minutes of you go i go traffic arround this thing.
nbr 3....Fender bender at the traffic lite point .70 miles from home.
stuck in 5 minutes of you go i go again arround this accident
nbr 4....2 idiots insist on making an illegal left turn into the shopping
center.
A ......DO NOT ENTER sign hangs large.
One minute lost here.
nbr 5....Fail to beat the 2 minute red traffic light which is about 100
yards from home.
Ah yes..........as good as it gets

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From: T.J. Higgins on
In article <A6qdndJOOtO96pTRnZ2dnUVZ_tSdnZ2d(a)earthlink.com>, Nick Naim wrote:
>nbr 1....Down tree across the roadway
>Had to take 10 minute detour.(always have GPS)
>nbr 2....Sink hole in roadway 10 miles from the down tree.
>stuck in 7 minutes of you go i go traffic arround this thing.
>nbr 3....Fender bender at the traffic lite point .70 miles from home.
>stuck in 5 minutes of you go i go again arround this accident
>nbr 4....2 idiots insist on making an illegal left turn into the shopping
>center.
>A ......DO NOT ENTER sign hangs large.
>One minute lost here.
>nbr 5....Fail to beat the 2 minute red traffic light which is about 100
>yards from home.
>Ah yes..........as good as it gets

So carry a chainsaw...

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TJH

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