From: Sharx35 on


"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
Enterprises" <nolionnoproblem(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On May 12, 11:54 am, Phlip <phlip2...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > Good story. It shows one has to know everything in the path to
>> > > enlightenment. ;)
>>
>> > Here I thought it was just an ad for another Koan Brothers movie...
>>
>> > Before enlightenment, tote water and gather wood.
>> > After enlightenment, tote water and gather wood.
>>
>> & if u meet Buddha on the road, kill him!
>
> How can I kill a man of peace?

Uh, with a gun? knife? garrote?


>
> I wouldn't even hurt Jesus!

From: John David Galt on
>> & if u meet Buddha on the road, kill him!

> How can I kill a man of peace?

By laughing at him.

It might even work on Mohammed, who was the very opposite of a man of peace
(unless it's the Soviet definition of peace).
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on
On May 13, 4:09 pm, John David Galt <j...(a)diogenes.sacramento.ca.us>
wrote:
> >> & if u meet Buddha on the road, kill him!
> > How can I kill a man of peace?
>
> By laughing at him.
>
> It might even work on Mohammed, who was the very opposite of a man of peace
> (unless it's the Soviet definition of peace).

How about Jesus? If you laughed at him he may have thrown a chair at
you as he did with the money changers.

Not I agree 100% with Buddha...

'MY BEEF WITH JESUS AND BUDDHA'

On May 14, 9:50 am, e_space <espace1...(a)gmail.com> wrote:

> you already have fruit to pick, whats the prob?

If you don't find this topic funny, YOU have a problem. Jesus being
randomly violent is not an issue debated everyday.

Buddha by contrast was a truly enlightened man of peace. Tell you
what, I also disagree with Buddha. He was looking for the peace
INSIDE, not trying to pacify the jungle.

That's where the Wise Tibetan Monkey comes in. ;)

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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS

"Never meditate in the jungle without awareness of the predators"