From: Mortimer on
"loopy livernose" <ifyouwanttoemailme(a)askfor.my.address> wrote in message
news:6p%wn.25710$5x6.7342(a)newsfe04.ams2...
>
> hmm, foot slipped and caught on the accellerator? sounds very far
> fetched to me? unless she was wearing unsuitable attire, heels maybe?
>
>> "It all happened so fast, the car just shot forward," she said..."
>
> anyone know if it was an auto.. of course, the car "shooting" forwards
> now means Hyundai need to recall all their dangerous cars... (sic)

It's ironic that the very people who would benefit most from automatic
transmission are those who should be warned off driving them because they
are liable to have problems controlling the car if their foot slips on the
accelerator. At least with a manual you use the clutch as the initial means
of controlling your speed as you set off from rest and if your foot slips
all that will happen is that youwill let the clutch in too quickly and stall
the engine.

From: The Medway Handyman on
Adrian wrote:
> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> gurgled
> happily, sounding much like they were saying:
>
>> Do you have a job at the moment? If not, a village near me is
>> looking for a new idiot.
>
> And, as the incumbent, you'll be able to put a good word in?

Which bit of 'near me' confused you idiot boy?


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a
viable form of transport.


From: Adrian on
"The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> gurgled
happily, sounding much like they were saying:

>>> Do you have a job at the moment? If not, a village near me is looking
>>> for a new idiot.

>> And, as the incumbent, you'll be able to put a good word in?

> Which bit of 'near me' confused you idiot boy?

Well, I didn't assume you commuted long distances for the job.
From: Nick Finnigan on
JNugent wrote:
>
> Wrong advice almost certainly, as the owners of the damaged property are
> stunningly unlikely to have been there to discuss the damage or to
> authorise a waiving of the duty to report (to the police). And a
> cemetery is a public place, just as much as a pub- or supermarket
> car-park is.

But the duty to report (to the police) only applies on roads.