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From: XR8 Sprintless on 29 Jun 2010 19:02 One sunny day in June, 2010 an old man approached the Canberra Lodge where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to Commonwealth security standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with "the Prime Minister Kevin Rudd The Guard looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Rudd is no longer Prime Minister no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the Lodge "I would like to go in and meet with the Prime Minister Kevin Rudd The Guard again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr Kevin Rudd is no longer the Prime Minister and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the Lodge and spoke to the very same Guard saying, "I would like to go in and meet with ."Prime Minister Kevin Rudd The Guard, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr Rudd I've told you already that Mr Rudd is no longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Guard and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
From: Milton on 30 Jun 2010 05:37 "XR8 Sprintless" <xr8_sprint(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message news:4c2a7b6b$0$14140$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com... > One sunny day in June, 2010 an old man approached the Canberra Lodge > where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to Commonwealth > security standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with > "the Prime Minister Kevin Rudd > > The Guard looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Rudd is no longer Prime > Minister no longer resides here." > > The old man said, "Okay", and walked away. > > The following day, the same man approached the Lodge "I would like to go > in and meet with the Prime Minister Kevin Rudd > > The Guard again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr Kevin Rudd is > no longer the Prime Minister and no longer resides here." > > The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. > The third day, the same man approached the Lodge and spoke to the very > same Guard saying, "I would like to go in and meet with ."Prime Minister > Kevin Rudd > > The Guard, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and > said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to > speak to Mr Rudd I've told you already that Mr Rudd is no longer Prime > Minister and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" > > The old man looked at the Guard and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love > hearing it." > > The Guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, > Sir." Not funny if you're a fair minded Aussie. The labor party is a fucked party and they now deserve to be cast to the wolves. Political parties here in Oz are all at an all time low. Everyone who kicked Pauline Hanson in the guts are now getting their just rewards. Poitical turmoil in this country for years to come. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber. Regards Milton
From: Clocky on 30 Jun 2010 07:21 Milton wrote: > "XR8 Sprintless" <xr8_sprint(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:4c2a7b6b$0$14140$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com... >> One sunny day in June, 2010 an old man approached the Canberra Lodge >> where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to >> Commonwealth security standing guard and said, "I would like to go >> in and meet with "the Prime Minister Kevin Rudd >> >> The Guard looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Rudd is no longer >> Prime Minister no longer resides here." >> >> The old man said, "Okay", and walked away. >> >> The following day, the same man approached the Lodge "I would like >> to go in and meet with the Prime Minister Kevin Rudd >> >> The Guard again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr Kevin >> Rudd is no longer the Prime Minister and no longer resides here." >> >> The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. >> The third day, the same man approached the Lodge and spoke to the >> very same Guard saying, "I would like to go in and meet with ."Prime >> Minister Kevin Rudd >> >> The Guard, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man >> and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here >> asking to speak to Mr Rudd I've told you already that Mr Rudd is no >> longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here. Don't you >> understand?" The old man looked at the Guard and said, "Oh, I understand. >> I just >> love hearing it." >> >> The Guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, >> Sir." > > Not funny if you're a fair minded Aussie. The labor party is a fucked > party and they now deserve to be cast to the wolves. Political > parties here in Oz are all at an all time low. Everyone who kicked > Pauline Hanson in the guts are now getting their just rewards. Pauline Hanson could never be accused of being fair minded.
From: OzOne on 30 Jun 2010 20:29 On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:40:12 +0800, "Clocky" <notgonn(a)happen.com> wrote: >If you had have said "typical narrowminded pig ignorant racist Australian" Wow....You desicribe King Clown and his parliament of clowns. OzOne of the three twins I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace.
From: Neil Gerace on 30 Jun 2010 23:00
On Jun 30, 7:21 pm, "Clocky" <notg...(a)happen.com> wrote: > Pauline Hanson could never be accused of being fair minded.- Hide quoted text - Everybody knew what she was thinking. Not like Gillard. |