From: Silk on
On 23/11/2009 10:06, Steve Firth wrote:

> Although Ray hasn't quite managed to work up to Silk's level of
> self-delusion yet. Silk is fairly "special" in his claims that he is
> such a superior driver that in his hands a Skoda Octavia diseasel
> repmobile becomes better than the best that is offered for sale by any
> "premium" manaufacturer such as BMW, Audi, Jaguar, Porsche etc.

I've only ever claimed to be a better driver than you and your sock
puppet, Steve H. I agree, that's not really much to brag about.

From: Silk on
On 23/11/2009 17:49, Harry Bloomfield wrote:
> on 23/11/2009, Catman supposed :
>>> I drive a car, like most normal people. I just happen to be rather
>>> good at it.
>>
>> Ahh sorry. Confusion there. Since you are pig ignorant and think
>> you're better than everyone else, I thought you must be one or the
>> other. Mea culpa.
>
> :D
>
> He drives a single class of vehicle, yet professes expertise in all.

I'm an expert car driver - I've never claimed to be an expert in or on
any other type of vehicle - please try to keep up. The only thing that
concerns me regarding other types of vehicle is avoidance.

I don't subscribe to the view that learning to drive one particular road
vehicle teaches you how to drive another. I know that lorries are heavy
and slow and bikes are light and fast - both likely to be driven/ridden
by morons and best avoided for similar reasons. What else do I need to know?
From: Silk on
On 23/11/2009 13:22, Conor wrote:
> In article<5d1lg5didah8h3l4f445gtpoad037jge6l(a)4ax.com>, Ace says...
>
>> Or maybe it's just that most applicants are tick as pigshit? I'm not
>> saying they are, but maybe, eh?
>
> Judging by the standard of non-HGV drivers I came across in my HGV
> driving career, I'd say that there were far more none HGV dribbling
> inbred fuckwits than HGV driving ones. Visit any food factory and the
> number of non-HGV driving dribbling fuckwits outnumbered the HGV ones
> 100:1.

Most people don't work in food factories.
From: Bod on
Silk wrote:
> On 23/11/2009 17:49, Harry Bloomfield wrote:
>> on 23/11/2009, Catman supposed :
>>>> I drive a car, like most normal people. I just happen to be rather
>>>> good at it.
>>>
>>> Ahh sorry. Confusion there. Since you are pig ignorant and think
>>> you're better than everyone else, I thought you must be one or the
>>> other. Mea culpa.
>>
>> :D
>>
>> He drives a single class of vehicle, yet professes expertise in all.
>
> I'm an expert car driver - I've never claimed to be an expert in or on
> any other type of vehicle - please try to keep up. The only thing that
> concerns me regarding other types of vehicle is avoidance.
>
> I don't subscribe to the view that learning to drive one particular road
> vehicle teaches you how to drive another. I know that lorries are heavy
> and slow and bikes are light and fast - both likely to be driven/ridden
> by morons and best avoided for similar reasons. What else do I need to
> know?


If you were that good a car driver, you would know
and want to know more about M/bikes and lorries
and how they may affect you and your car driving.
Passing a motorcycle test gives a car driver a
better understanding of what it's like from a
m/cyclists point of view.
Believe me, it helps.

Bod
From: SteveH on
Silk <me(a)privacy.net> wrote:

> On 23/11/2009 09:47, SteveH wrote:
>
> > Someone who looks like a geography teacher, clutches a clip-board, but
> > wasn't good enough at driving to become a driving examiner or police
> > driver.
>
> No, someone who couldn't afford to take the wage cut the above would
> involve.

I know what IT box-swappers get paid. And I wouldn't get out of bed.
--
SteveH