From: Keitht on
Peter Grange wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:25:57 +0000, Judith M Smith
> <judithmsmith(a)live.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:17:30 -0800 (PST), "MasonS(a)BP.com"
>> <MasonS(a)BP.com> wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>>
>>> Yes, but since none of these proposals is ever going to be made law -
>>> we have no interest.
>>
>>
>> Oh really - and you know that how?
>>
>> My MP was certainly interested.
>
> I did invite you to share his/her response some time ago.
>

The standard - 'very interesting' type of shite never gets a follow up.
Why? because it's always gobshite and never has any substance.
A very poor attempt to try and make others feel as if there is something
going on up there other than the inventiveness and arguments of a twelve
year old.

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From: Keitht on
Happi Monday wrote:
> Keitht wrote:
>> The Medway Handyman wrote:
>>
>>> To compare cyclists to walkers is not a scientific comparison.
>>> Walkers proceed at approx 4 mph, cyclists at 12 mph. Cyclists could
>>> not sustain such a low speed, walkers could not sustain such a high
>>> speed without running.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> You don't cycle, do you?
>
> He doesn't walk either - certainly not a 4mph!

Oh. O.K. then --
waddle?

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From: Keitht on
The Medway Handyman wrote:
> Keitht wrote:
>> The Medway Handyman wrote:
>>
>>> Everything you buy is delivered by a van or lorry. Every service you
>>> recieve in your house is provided by someone in a van -who has paid
>>> road tax.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> yerst, I've just had several hundred kilowatt/hours dropped off by
>> ParcelFarce
>>
>> Waiting for the Amazon special offer on gas and my van load of water.
>> The bloke with the honey wagon is coming around later.
>>
>>
>> Nice to see you've got a good stock of hot air delivered, just a shame
>> it's old and re-used.
>
> Message for Keitht from the Wizard of Oz. Your brain is now ready for
> collection.
>
>
Considering the Wiz turns out to be a sham, a shouty bloke that is
nothing more than that ----- well done.

My flying monkeys will be over soon to discuss the issue of the shoes.

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From: Keitht on
Happi Monday wrote:
> The Medway Handyman wrote:
>
>> To compare cyclists to walkers is not a scientific comparison.
>> Walkers proceed at approx 4 mph, cyclists at 12 mph. Cyclists could
>> not sustain such a low speed, walkers could not sustain such a high
>> speed without running.
>
> How fast does the medway white van travel at?
Depends whether he's aiming at cyclists or not.
Most likely another of those twats who drive past so fast you can't make
out the carefully constructed insults.


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From: Keitht on
The Medway Handyman wrote:
> Keitht wrote:
>> Adrian wrote:
>>
>>> A bike MOT would also increase business for local bike shops, of
>>> course.
>>
>> And put places like Toys R Us and Argos out of the bike business -
>> along with so many others that would fail even if brand new.
>
> The UK's largest toy retailers. Proves that bikes are for kids, not adults.
>
>

The Sun is the largest selling 'news?' paper.

Just about says it all.

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