From: johnwright ""john" on
Peter Grange wrote:


> unemployment benefit

No such thing these days. For some reason they call it "Job-Seekers
Allowance" Even though its paid for.

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I'm not apathetic... I just don't give a sh** anymore

?John Wright

From: johnwright ""john" on
MasonS(a)BP.com wrote:
> On 15 Dec, 17:57, johnwright <""john\"@no spam here.com"> wrote:
>> Happi Monday wrote:
>>> The Medway Handyman wrote:
>>>> We're doomed Captain Mainwaring. doomed.
>>> Capt. who? Is that your boss?
>> Far too young to remember that. Perhaps. The actor who played him died
>> in 1982.
>
>
> You've heard of Julius Caesar though?
> He died over 2000 years ago. ;-)

I have. And there are some people around who proclaim good news about
someone who died a long time ago as well. Never could understand that.

Surely Julius Caesar was a wee bit more important to the future of the
world that Captain Mainwaring. Or Corporal Jones for that matter.


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I'm not apathetic... I just don't give a sh** anymore

?John Wright

From: Halmyre on
In article <7oq27fF3qek88U2(a)mid.individual.net>, ""john\"@no spam here.com"
says...
> MasonS(a)BP.com wrote:
> > On 15 Dec, 17:57, johnwright <""john\"@no spam here.com"> wrote:
> >> Happi Monday wrote:
> >>> The Medway Handyman wrote:
> >>>> We're doomed Captain Mainwaring. doomed.
> >>> Capt. who? Is that your boss?
> >> Far too young to remember that. Perhaps. The actor who played him died
> >> in 1982.
> >
> >
> > You've heard of Julius Caesar though?
> > He died over 2000 years ago. ;-)
>
> I have. And there are some people around who proclaim good news about
> someone who died a long time ago as well. Never could understand that.
>
> Surely Julius Caesar was a wee bit more important to the future of the
> world that Captain Mainwaring. Or Corporal Jones for that matter.
>

But "Dad's Army" had better scriptwriters.

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Halmyre

This is the most powerful sigfile in the world and will probably blow your
head clean off.
From: Keitht on
NM wrote:
> On Dec 15, 11:27 am, Keitht <KeithT> wrote:
>
>> BUT - as with bikes, there is a market for cheap and cheerful cars.
>> Possibly the same market.
>> Cars that are barely, if at all, mechanically sound on the roads are
>> also those that are not insured or taxed or have MOT's.
>> They may look O.K. but . . .
>>
>> --
>> Its never too late to reinvent the bicycle
>
> Bit like most cycles then, no insurance, no tax, unsafe.

bait noted and ignored ;-)


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Its never too late to reinvent the bicycle
From: The Medway Handyman on
DavidR wrote:
> "Judith M Smith" <judithmsmith(a)live.co.uk> wrote
>> On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:44:03 +0000, Peter Grange
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I have written with my suggestions and my MP is very interested -
>>>> they will be taken up with the DfT:
>>>>
>>>> All cyclists over 16 who wish to ride on public roads must take and
>>>> pass a written test based on the Highway Code and basic cycle
>>>> maintenance; passing the test entitles them to a cycle licence and
>>>> gives them a cyclist registration number.
>>>>
>>>> Cyclists over the age of 16 must not ride on public roads unless
>>>> they possess a cycle licence.
>>>>
>>>> Cyclists over the age of 16 must not ride on public roads unless
>>>> they possess third party liability insurance.
>>>>
>>>> Cyclists over the age of 16 must only ride cycles which conform to
>>>> some required standards when on public roads
>>>>
>>>> Cyclists over the age of 16 must not ride on public roads unless
>>>> they wear a hi-viz outer garment (or slip on vest) on the back of
>>>> which is clearly displayed their cyclist registration number.
>>>>
>>>> The cycles of habitual cycling law breakers will be confiscated and
>>>> crushed.
>>>>
>>>> (With many thanks to KeithT for the ideas)
>>>>
>>> And you have every right to do that, but I repeat, why don't you put
>>> your stupid proposals to them instead of posting like a prat here.
>>
>>
>> I am sorry - I thought that cyclists may be interested in ideas which
>> may affect their future.
>>
>> Is this not the case?
>
> Well... you have merely produced a child's Christmas present list.
> For each item in the list, how about telling us what you think the
> problem is and why you think your idea will help to solve it?

Perhaps you could tell us why you object so strongly to a perfectly
reasonable concept?

Why shouldn't cyclists pass a test of competance, be identified easily &
have compulsory insurance? We could easily cover the admin costs by
charging a fee - we could call it Road Tax.


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Dave - The Tax Paying Motorist