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From: edspyhill01 on 28 Jul 2010 11:46
On Jul 27, 10:54 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
Movement of Tantra-Hammock" <nolionnoprob...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> When they do it's because the "animal inside" is sending bodily
> signals more powerful than their heavenly wishes, and it's time for
> meditation...
>
> Why pigs fart? Do pigs have a god, and what he looks like? Why do we
> still eat them when they are smarter than dogs? Is farting
> contributing to Climate Change more than SUVs? Shouldn't I be riding a
> bike to avoid filth? Are pigs really filthier than us? Have you
> thought of adopting a pig instead of just another cat or dog?
>
> Whatever you say, don't say I don't give a fart!
>
> -------------------------------------------------------
>
> THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>
> "I give a fart about the world"
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION(when the revolution is
> the solution)

How else are you going to make the statues cry blood?????
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 28 Jul 2010 13:01


On Jul 28, 12:20 pm, e_space <espace1...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> how am i discouraging people who want to improve the world? or do you
> just make kelseys as a matter of habit?

Listen, if you go and fart under the tree, the tree absorbs the gases,
so that's an improvement in itself. Thus Sundays are better spent on a
hammock than in church.

And nobody gives a fart.

From: 5621 Dead, 754 since 1/20/098 on 28 Jul 2010 13:18
On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:01:02 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the
TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock"
<comandante.banana(a)yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>
>On Jul 28, 12:20 pm, e_space <espace1...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>> how am i discouraging people who want to improve the world? or do you
>> just make kelseys as a matter of habit?
>
>Listen, if you go and fart under the tree, the tree absorbs the gases,
>so that's an improvement in itself. Thus Sundays are better spent on a
>hammock than in church.
>
>And nobody gives a fart.

I don't think most trees are real keen on methane, nitrogen and
hydrogen sulphide.
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 28 Jul 2010 13:47
On Jul 28, 1:18 pm, "5621 Dead, 754 since 1/20/098" <dead(a)dead> wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:01:02 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the
> TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock"
>
> <comandante.ban...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >On Jul 28, 12:20 pm, e_space <espace1...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> >> how am i discouraging people who want to improve the world? or do you
> >> just make kelseys as a matter of habit?
>
> >Listen, if you go and fart under the tree, the tree absorbs the gases,
> >so that's an improvement in itself. Thus Sundays are better spent on a
> >hammock than in church.
>
> >And nobody gives a fart.
>
> I don't think most trees are real keen on methane, nitrogen and
> hydrogen sulphide.  

So it may actually kill it?

I have a Peace Lilly at home and she's still alive!
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 29 Jul 2010 14:14
I have decided to launch yet another campaign for peace...

http://webspawner.com/users/FARTFORPEACE

Yes, it's similar to MASTURBATION FOR PEACE, but it can be practiced
in public even in church. ;)

Notice this is similar in effect to PRAYERS FOR PEACE, which is widely
used by many who choose to do nothing, while I propose that Plan A is
doing something like RIDING A BIKE.

http://webspawner.com/users/BIKEFORPEACE

http://webspawner.com/users/MASTURBATIONFORPEACE

Now enjoy this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O305Qso0Kg&feature=related

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