Do Christians Fart in Church?
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From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 27 Jul 2010 10:54 When they do it's because the "animal inside" is sending bodily signals more powerful than their heavenly wishes, and it's time for meditation... Why pigs fart? Do pigs have a god, and what he looks like? Why do we still eat them when they are smarter than dogs? Is farting contributing to Climate Change more than SUVs? Shouldn't I be riding a bike to avoid filth? Are pigs really filthier than us? Have you thought of adopting a pig instead of just another cat or dog? Whatever you say, don't say I don't give a fart! ------------------------------------------------------- THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS "I give a fart about the world" http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION (when the revolution is the solution)
From: homey on 27 Jul 2010 23:31 On 7/27/2010 10:54 AM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote: Probably a good way to get your rapture ticket revoked.
From: Michael Dobony on 28 Jul 2010 00:42 On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:31:38 -0400, homey wrote: > On 7/27/2010 10:54 AM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the > Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote: > > Probably a good way to get your rapture ticket revoked. Based on what scripture.
From: 5621 Dead, 754 since 1/20/09 on 28 Jul 2010 00:56 On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:42:21 -0500, Michael Dobony wrote: > On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:31:38 -0400, homey wrote: > >> On 7/27/2010 10:54 AM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the >> Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote: >> >> Probably a good way to get your rapture ticket revoked. > > Based on what scripture. Well, there's a bit in Leviticus where if a priest is ascending the steps to make the sacrifice of the fatted calf, and his testicles become visible to the congregents, he is to be put to death. I'm not sure that covers one-cheek sneaks into the pew pillow, though.
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 28 Jul 2010 10:47
On Jul 28, 12:56 am, "5621 Dead, 754 since 1/20/09" <dea...(a)deadduz.com> wrote: > On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:42:21 -0500, Michael Dobony wrote: > > On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:31:38 -0400, homey wrote: > > >> On 7/27/2010 10:54 AM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the > >> Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote: > > >> Probably a good way to get your rapture ticket revoked. > > > Based on what scripture. > > Well, there's a bit in Leviticus where if a priest is ascending the steps > to make the sacrifice of the fatted calf, and his testicles become > visible to the congregents, he is to be put to death. > > I'm not sure that covers one-cheek sneaks into the pew pillow, though. Not sure whether God will take that as accident or that you give a fart... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5-59PI4kOs |