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From: Adrian on 8 Jun 2010 11:31
"Dr Zoidberg" <AlexNOOOO!!!!!@drzoidberg.co.uk> gurgled happily, sounding
much like they were saying:

>>> As for losing the fight he started... "vegan doesn't have the
>>> strength to defend himself" isn't a shock, is it.

>> TBF, I think "80yo doesn't have the strength to defend himself" is
>> probably closer to the true reason.

> Duhg isn't that ancient is he?

Very close - he was 71 in the run-up to Xmas 2003
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/escape-from-christmas-
cyclists-pedal-an-alternative-vision-577688.html
From: bod on 8 Jun 2010 11:33
Adrian wrote:
> "Dr Zoidberg" <AlexNOOOO!!!!!@drzoidberg.co.uk> gurgled happily, sounding
> much like they were saying:
>
>>>> As for losing the fight he started... "vegan doesn't have the
>>>> strength to defend himself" isn't a shock, is it.
>
>>> TBF, I think "80yo doesn't have the strength to defend himself" is
>>> probably closer to the true reason.
>
>> Duhg isn't that ancient is he?
>
> Very close - he was 71 in the run-up to Xmas 2003
> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/escape-from-christmas-
> cyclists-pedal-an-alternative-vision-577688.html
>
>

But, isn't 80 the new 70? :)

Bod
From: Steve Firth on 8 Jun 2010 14:17
Adrian <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote:

> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/escape-from-christmas-
> cyclists-pedal-an-alternative-vision-577688.html

Calumny! I have it on the authority of Doug Bollen himself that Doug
never eats in restaurants and that article isn't about him. It's about a
completely difference Doug Bollen who happens to live at the same
address and use Doug's computer from time to time.
From: Adrian on 8 Jun 2010 14:35
%steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

>> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/escape-from-
>> christmas-cyclists-pedal-an-alternative-vision-577688.html

> Calumny! I have it on the authority of Doug Bollen himself that Doug
> never eats in restaurants and that article isn't about him. It's about a
> completely difference Doug Bollen who happens to live at the same
> address and use Doug's computer from time to time.

D'oh. Of course it is. I forgot.

It must get very confusing, what with having two vegan cyclists, both
called Doug Bollen, living in the same house.

I wonder why 192.com only lists one on the electoral roll, though?

What's even more amazing is that - according to yournotme.com - that's
the UK's entire population of people called Douglas Bollen... According
to 192.com, though, the other one is considerably younger, appears to
have sufficient social skills to successfully share a house with other
people, and doesn't even live in London.
From: GT on 8 Jun 2010 14:39
"Adrian" <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
news:87762qFi80U22(a)mid.individual.net...
> "Dr Zoidberg" <AlexNOOOO!!!!!@drzoidberg.co.uk> gurgled happily, sounding
> much like they were saying:
>
>>>> As for losing the fight he started... "vegan doesn't have the
>>>> strength to defend himself" isn't a shock, is it.
>
>>> TBF, I think "80yo doesn't have the strength to defend himself" is
>>> probably closer to the true reason.
>
>> Duhg isn't that ancient is he?
>
> Very close - he was 71 in the run-up to Xmas 2003
> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/escape-from-christmas-
> cyclists-pedal-an-alternative-vision-577688.html

Pah - couldn't find a vegan meal on Christmas day!! Vegans don't eat meat or
anything meat related, so he is therefore not interested in Turkey or Goose
or anything traditional at Christmas. Why did he even bother?? He could have
stayed at home and eaten potatoes, carrots and brussel sprouts all of which
he could have boiled alive, rather than eating humanely killed meat.

It says he was looking for a resaurant that didn't even have Turkey on the
menu. What an old humbug git. If I didn't know he was a londonner, then I'd
swear he was the old guy that used to come out and wave his walking stick at
us when we played football on the public field on our estate.

Did I go off on one again - sorry!


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