God should have played with mice before creating humanity!
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From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 21 Jul 2010 02:31 One of my mice escaped without a reason. He just walked out on me and is hiding. If I were God I wouldn't have created humanity. I just love one mouse out of three. He must be a wise mouse.
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 22 Jul 2010 10:56
I've learned a powerful lesson in dealing with mice and hamsters, which God missed in his rush to create humans... You can't leave them alone! One hamster escaped the pet shop box and died in the car; only one mouse came back out of three when I opened their cage. Imagine God let Adam & Eve loose in a jungle (or garden) and the snake came and told them a pretty story. I'm left with a trusted mouse (Coco) and two hamsters (Cain & Abel) which I won't let loose for a second. My wisdom and trust are challenged, but everything will be good for the revolution: Everybody will be out of the cage, but we must keep an eye on the monkeys. |