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From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 1 Jul 2010 13:08
It is said that Dalai Lama is the chosen one, but I have my doubts.
This Quaker/Monk Parrot I got looks wise, gentle and sits on a perch
for hours, just like Buddha did.
Then it came to me of all people in the world, the Wise Tibetan
Monkey, philosopher of the hammock, with the Monk Bird, who brought
the message that people need to fly...
I got her a hammock too, but it's yet too arrive. I think it's a she,
breaking the long tradition of male-only hierarchies. She ain't
talking yet, but I'm all expectations of what her message to the world
is. Maybe the message is in her flying instincts, which is a very
powerful metaphor in itself. People are in a cage, you know.
We will see.
THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY
"We are all waiting for the minute to fly"
"COMING OUT OF THE CAGE"
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 2 Jul 2010 16:49
I'm getting ready for my Monk Parrot to talk OR give me a signal that
she's the chosen one. To that end, I've provided her with a BIG BELL,
with which to announce the birth of a New Wisdom.
I expect her to say TO CHANGE THE COURSE, and embrace a harmony with
nature and a BACK TO BASICS attitude, which is to say A MOVEMENT WHERE
FRUGALITY IS VIRTUE.
Bless be the parrot!
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 3 Jul 2010 09:35
On Jul 2, 11:09 pm, "5548 Dead, 681 since 1/20/09"
> On Sat, 03 Jul 2010 01:35:12 +0000, nemo_outis wrote:
> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
> > Tantra-Hammock" <comandante.ban...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in
> >> I'm getting ready for my Monk Parrot to talk OR give me a signal that
> >> she's the chosen one.
> > I much prefer than name Dorothy Parker gave to her parrot: Onan
> > ...because he spilled his seed on the ground, you see.
> > Regards,
> Only Dorothy Parker could up up with that one...
We know the Dalai Lama is not to be trusted around parrots...
'During his current tour of the United States, the Dalai Lama has
confirmed his status as the world's No. 1 feel-good guru, reaching
across boundaries of culture and religion. Who could fail to admire a
spiritual leader who, fresh from meeting President Bush and Secretary
State Colin Powell, tells Harvard students to spend less time on their
studies and more on becoming nice people, and makes them laugh by
telling how he hit a parrot with a stick when he was "a young, naughty
That's why I like to deal with THE SOURCE (Buddha himself).