From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
On Jul 23, 10:48 am, Opus <opusthep...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 22, 12:14 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
> Movement of Tantra-Hammock" <comandante.ban...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >snip<
> > I'M ASKING FOR THE RIGHT LANE TO BE GIVEN TO CYCLISTS. Cars must exit
> > the lane 30' before and after, where cyclists occupy the center of the
> > lane. Bright vest must be mandatory in daylight and lights at night.
>
> And cars have to be painted what colors? I totally agree with lights
> at night, but why insist that cyclist have to wear bright/reflective
> clothing? If a driver "can't see" a human being on a bicycle, what
> guarantee is there that they can see the stripes painted on the road,
> which are much smaller than even the tiniest toddler? No, the problem
> isn't visibility during the day, it's perception. Until and unless we
> adopt the European model for assigning blame when hitting a cyclist,
> we won't be perceived as a danger and can therefore be ignored. But if
> hitting a cyclist is an automatic loss of driving privileges for a
> year, then cyclists become a "threat" and are avoided.

Opus, I know you are a true survivor, and as such you deserve more
respect than anyone here who hasn't been hit by an enraged driver and
let to bleed.

Think of A BEAST THAT IS OUT OF CONTROL, totally wild and
unpredictable. What do you need as the tamer? A TREAT and a WHIP,
right? Well, that threat is a good whip, but at the same time we must
reward them and make them think. A BICYCLE MEANS ONE FEWER VEHICLE ON
THE ROAD, more space, someone that could be him...

It would be a tough fight for survival unless we coordinate a
worldwide campaign to take our own share from the lion's share. ;)

We are not asking for the lane, ONLY if we are there.

I don't see a big issue with wearing a vest, and it could take away
the excuse so often heard of "I didn't see him." Remember, the speed
differential could be too great and they may be talking on the phone
(another problem to solve).

From: FatterDumber& Happier Moe on
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> On Jul 23, 10:45 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>>
>>
>>
>> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>>> On Jul 23, 7:01 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
>>> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
>>>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>>>> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>>>>> Yep, four buses, two hours, for what I could have done in under an
>>>>> hour in a bike and get a nice workout. With buses, you depend on a
>>>>> BUREAUCRACY if you think about it. Socialism at its worst. Services
>>>>> are down and fares are up. A loud public announcer comes up every so
>>>>> often to startle you and remind you how much better it could be on a
>>>>> bike with your MP3 on. Now I'm dreading to do the same thing and I'm
>>>>> waiting for my partner to go in the car.
>>>>> Why didn't I go in the bike? Because my life would be worth nothing,
>>>>> my patience would be tested and my nerves would be rattled. Have you
>>>>> paid attention to the roaring of SUVs as they accelerate past you? I
>>>>> wonder why they make those roaring motors as if their sheer size and
>>>>> mean looks weren't enough.
>>>>> Don't get me wrong: I'm not against Public Transportation. It can be
>>>>> complementary with bicycling beyond so many miles. Actually I support
>>>>> a system such as Curitiba along the facilities and room for bicycles.
>>>>> No, I'm not asking for bike lanes anymore as some bureaucracy will
>>>>> squander the money with lousy results. We have probably more bike
>>>>> lanes per square mile than Holland... but are rarely connected.
>>>>> I'M ASKING FOR THE RIGHT LANE TO BE GIVEN TO CYCLISTS. Cars must exit
>>>>> the lane 30' before and after, where cyclists occupy the center of the
>>>>> lane. Bright vest must be mandatory in daylight and lights at night.
>>>>> Now I retire to my hammock for meditation about how to fix the jungle.
>>>>> My frustration also dissipates in the garden.
>>>>> --------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>>>>> "A hammock is the perfect vehicle for dreaming"
>>>>> http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote1
>>>> Do you have a job?
>>> Did Jesus have a job? Did Buddha have a job? Do the Pope has a job?
>>> Messiahs and big shots never have a job.
>> Jesus was a carpenter, the pope keeps the cash flow coming for the
>> church, Buddah sold diet soda, what do you do?
>
> Show me something Jesus built, or why the Pope deserves a cash flow,
> and why Buddha sold diet soda instead of organic juice.
>
> Something doesn't add up.

Something doesn't add up? Probably because you aren't Jesus, the
pope, or Buddha Cola, go get a job.
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
On Jul 23, 7:54 pm, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
<"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>
>
>
> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> > On Jul 23, 10:45 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
> > <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
> >> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>
> >> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> >>> On Jul 23, 7:01 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
> >>> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
> >>>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
> >>>> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> >>>>> Yep, four buses, two hours, for what I could have done in under an
> >>>>> hour in a bike and get a nice workout. With buses, you depend on a
> >>>>> BUREAUCRACY if you think about it. Socialism at its worst. Services
> >>>>> are down and fares are up. A loud public announcer comes up every so
> >>>>> often to startle you and remind you how much better it could be on a
> >>>>> bike with your MP3 on. Now I'm dreading to do the same thing and I'm
> >>>>> waiting for my partner to go in the car.
> >>>>> Why didn't I go in the bike? Because my life would be worth nothing,
> >>>>> my patience would be tested and my nerves would be rattled. Have you
> >>>>> paid attention to the roaring of SUVs as they accelerate past you? I
> >>>>> wonder why they make those roaring motors as if their sheer size and
> >>>>> mean looks weren't enough.
> >>>>> Don't get me wrong: I'm not against Public Transportation. It can be
> >>>>> complementary with bicycling beyond so many miles. Actually I support
> >>>>> a system such as Curitiba along the facilities and room for bicycles.
> >>>>> No, I'm not asking for bike lanes anymore as some bureaucracy will
> >>>>> squander the money with lousy results. We have probably more bike
> >>>>> lanes per square mile than Holland... but are rarely connected.
> >>>>> I'M ASKING FOR THE RIGHT LANE TO BE GIVEN TO CYCLISTS. Cars must exit
> >>>>> the lane 30' before and after, where cyclists occupy the center of the
> >>>>> lane. Bright vest must be mandatory in daylight and lights at night..
> >>>>> Now I retire to my hammock for meditation about how to fix the jungle.
> >>>>> My frustration also dissipates in the garden.
> >>>>> --------------------------------------------------------
> >>>>> THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
> >>>>> "A hammock is the perfect vehicle for dreaming"
> >>>>>http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote1
> >>>>   Do you have a job?
> >>> Did Jesus have a job? Did Buddha have a job? Do the Pope has a job?
> >>> Messiahs and big shots never have a job.
> >>   Jesus was a carpenter, the pope keeps the cash flow coming for the
> >> church, Buddah sold diet soda,  what do you do?
>
> > Show me something Jesus built, or why the Pope deserves a cash flow,
> > and why Buddha sold diet soda instead of organic juice.
>
> > Something doesn't add up.
>
>   Something doesn't add up?  Probably because you aren't Jesus, the
> pope, or Buddha Cola,  go get a job.

I'd be feeding the Hungry Lion... My infinite wisdom tells me to stay
in the hammock and Internet.
From: FatterDumber& Happier Moe on
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> On Jul 23, 7:54 pm, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>>
>>
>>
>> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>>> On Jul 23, 10:45 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
>>> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
>>>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>>>> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>>>>> On Jul 23, 7:01 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
>>>>> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
>>>>>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>>>>>> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>>>>>>> Yep, four buses, two hours, for what I could have done in under an
>>>>>>> hour in a bike and get a nice workout. With buses, you depend on a
>>>>>>> BUREAUCRACY if you think about it. Socialism at its worst. Services
>>>>>>> are down and fares are up. A loud public announcer comes up every so
>>>>>>> often to startle you and remind you how much better it could be on a
>>>>>>> bike with your MP3 on. Now I'm dreading to do the same thing and I'm
>>>>>>> waiting for my partner to go in the car.
>>>>>>> Why didn't I go in the bike? Because my life would be worth nothing,
>>>>>>> my patience would be tested and my nerves would be rattled. Have you
>>>>>>> paid attention to the roaring of SUVs as they accelerate past you? I
>>>>>>> wonder why they make those roaring motors as if their sheer size and
>>>>>>> mean looks weren't enough.
>>>>>>> Don't get me wrong: I'm not against Public Transportation. It can be
>>>>>>> complementary with bicycling beyond so many miles. Actually I support
>>>>>>> a system such as Curitiba along the facilities and room for bicycles.
>>>>>>> No, I'm not asking for bike lanes anymore as some bureaucracy will
>>>>>>> squander the money with lousy results. We have probably more bike
>>>>>>> lanes per square mile than Holland... but are rarely connected.
>>>>>>> I'M ASKING FOR THE RIGHT LANE TO BE GIVEN TO CYCLISTS. Cars must exit
>>>>>>> the lane 30' before and after, where cyclists occupy the center of the
>>>>>>> lane. Bright vest must be mandatory in daylight and lights at night.
>>>>>>> Now I retire to my hammock for meditation about how to fix the jungle.
>>>>>>> My frustration also dissipates in the garden.
>>>>>>> --------------------------------------------------------
>>>>>>> THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>>>>>>> "A hammock is the perfect vehicle for dreaming"
>>>>>>> http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote1
>>>>>> Do you have a job?
>>>>> Did Jesus have a job? Did Buddha have a job? Do the Pope has a job?
>>>>> Messiahs and big shots never have a job.
>>>> Jesus was a carpenter, the pope keeps the cash flow coming for the
>>>> church, Buddah sold diet soda, what do you do?
>>> Show me something Jesus built, or why the Pope deserves a cash flow,
>>> and why Buddha sold diet soda instead of organic juice.
>>> Something doesn't add up.
>> Something doesn't add up? Probably because you aren't Jesus, the
>> pope, or Buddha Cola, go get a job.
>
> I'd be feeding the Hungry Lion... My infinite wisdom tells me to stay
> in the hammock and Internet.
Infinite wisdom? What if the gov't didn't pay you to stay home and
not work? Would your infinite wisdom be able to feed your face?
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
On Jul 24, 11:59 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
<"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>
> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> > On Jul 23, 7:54 pm, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
> > <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
> >> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>
> >> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> >>> On Jul 23, 10:45 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
> >>> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
> >>>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
> >>>> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> >>>>> On Jul 23, 7:01 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
> >>>>> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
> >>>>>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
> >>>>>> Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> >>>>>>> Yep, four buses, two hours, for what I could have done in under an
> >>>>>>> hour in a bike and get a nice workout. With buses, you depend on a
> >>>>>>> BUREAUCRACY if you think about it. Socialism at its worst. Services
> >>>>>>> are down and fares are up. A loud public announcer comes up every so
> >>>>>>> often to startle you and remind you how much better it could be on a
> >>>>>>> bike with your MP3 on. Now I'm dreading to do the same thing and I'm
> >>>>>>> waiting for my partner to go in the car.
> >>>>>>> Why didn't I go in the bike? Because my life would be worth nothing,
> >>>>>>> my patience would be tested and my nerves would be rattled. Have you
> >>>>>>> paid attention to the roaring of SUVs as they accelerate past you? I
> >>>>>>> wonder why they make those roaring motors as if their sheer size and
> >>>>>>> mean looks weren't enough.
> >>>>>>> Don't get me wrong: I'm not against Public Transportation. It can be
> >>>>>>> complementary with bicycling beyond so many miles. Actually I support
> >>>>>>> a system such as Curitiba along the facilities and room for bicycles.
> >>>>>>> No, I'm not asking for bike lanes anymore as some bureaucracy will
> >>>>>>> squander the money with lousy results. We have probably more bike
> >>>>>>> lanes per square mile than Holland... but are rarely connected.
> >>>>>>> I'M ASKING FOR THE RIGHT LANE TO BE GIVEN TO CYCLISTS. Cars must exit
> >>>>>>> the lane 30' before and after, where cyclists occupy the center of the
> >>>>>>> lane. Bright vest must be mandatory in daylight and lights at night.
> >>>>>>> Now I retire to my hammock for meditation about how to fix the jungle.
> >>>>>>> My frustration also dissipates in the garden.
> >>>>>>> --------------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>>> THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
> >>>>>>> "A hammock is the perfect vehicle for dreaming"
> >>>>>>>http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote1
> >>>>>>   Do you have a job?
> >>>>> Did Jesus have a job? Did Buddha have a job? Do the Pope has a job?
> >>>>> Messiahs and big shots never have a job.
> >>>>   Jesus was a carpenter, the pope keeps the cash flow coming for the
> >>>> church, Buddah sold diet soda,  what do you do?
> >>> Show me something Jesus built, or why the Pope deserves a cash flow,
> >>> and why Buddha sold diet soda instead of organic juice.
> >>> Something doesn't add up.
> >>   Something doesn't add up?  Probably because you aren't Jesus, the
> >> pope, or Buddha Cola,  go get a job.
>
> > I'd be feeding the Hungry Lion... My infinite wisdom tells me to stay
> > in the hammock and Internet.
>
>   Infinite wisdom?  What if the gov't didn't pay you to stay home and
> not work?  Would your infinite wisdom be able to feed your face?

So you mean YOU work because YOU must survive in the jungle?

Should you feed the jungle? Should every citizen of a communist nation
work hard to pay what the government "gives" them?

That's the mentality behind communism, comrade. ;)