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From: 5594 Dead, 727 since 1/20/09 on 15 Jul 2010 20:37
On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:02:29 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote:

>> There aren't a lot of predators who form troupes, but among those that
>> do--baboon, chimpanzees, ants and wolves -- group battles do occur.
>>
>> The animals seem to know when to stop before too much damage is done,
>> however.
>
> Wholesale destruction goes against common sense, unless there's
> competition for territory and prey.
>
> Now let's assume there's a god, and he's OK with it... no further
> questions asked. Wait a minute, the Christians vs. the Muslims... TWO
> GODS COMPETING FOR POWER!?

Same god, just that one has some text added to the holy verbiage.
Jawbone, Gawd, Alleycat, all the same cosmic sky muffin.
From: Steve on 15 Jul 2010 21:16
On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:37:53 -0500, "5594 Dead, 727 since 1/20/09"
<deadis(a)deadduz.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:02:29 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
>Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>
>>> There aren't a lot of predators who form troupes, but among those that
>>> do--baboon, chimpanzees, ants and wolves -- group battles do occur.
>>>
>>> The animals seem to know when to stop before too much damage is done,
>>> however.
>>
>> Wholesale destruction goes against common sense, unless there's
>> competition for territory and prey.
>>
>> Now let's assume there's a god, and he's OK with it... no further
>> questions asked. Wait a minute, the Christians vs. the Muslims... TWO
>> GODS COMPETING FOR POWER!?
>
>Same god, just that one has some text added to the holy verbiage.
>Jawbone, Gawd, Alleycat, all the same cosmic sky muffin.

Zepp apparently prefers Wiccan sky muffins...

--

"I'd been drawn toward Wicca for many years, then one night She
pretty much came up and tapped me on the shoulder and said hello. Not
literally, but that's how it felt. I believe in the Goddess and the
God
because I have felt Their touch... "
Greywolf Jamieson Aug 12 1996,
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.wicca/msg/c7ca14e74a59cfb6?hl=en&
--
....watching Obamma supporters wimp and whine about the economy... PRICELESS
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 15 Jul 2010 23:21
On Jul 15, 8:37 pm, "5594 Dead, 727 since 1/20/09"
<dea...(a)deadduz.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:02:29 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
> Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>
> >> There aren't a lot of predators who form troupes, but among those that
> >> do--baboon, chimpanzees, ants and wolves -- group battles do occur.
>
> >> The animals seem to know when to stop before too much damage is done,
> >> however.
>
> > Wholesale destruction goes against common sense, unless there's
> > competition for territory and prey.
>
> > Now let's assume there's a god, and he's OK with it... no further
> > questions asked. Wait a minute, the Christians vs. the Muslims... TWO
> > GODS COMPETING FOR POWER!?
>
> Same god, just that one has some text added to the holy verbiage.  
> Jawbone, Gawd, Alleycat, all the same cosmic sky muffin.

It sounds like a boxing match though...

Allah, the god of Saddam and Mohammed,
vs.
The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob

-The World awaits the outcome!-

http://doweknow.com/Saddam/index.html
From: 5594 Dead, 727 since 1/20/09 on 16 Jul 2010 00:44
On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:21:17 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote:

> On Jul 15, 8:37 pm, "5594 Dead, 727 since 1/20/09" <dea...(a)deadduz.com>
> wrote:
>> On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:02:29 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
>> Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>>
>> >> There aren't a lot of predators who form troupes, but among those
>> >> that do--baboon, chimpanzees, ants and wolves -- group battles do
>> >> occur.
>>
>> >> The animals seem to know when to stop before too much damage is
>> >> done, however.
>>
>> > Wholesale destruction goes against common sense, unless there's
>> > competition for territory and prey.
>>
>> > Now let's assume there's a god, and he's OK with it... no further
>> > questions asked. Wait a minute, the Christians vs. the Muslims... TWO
>> > GODS COMPETING FOR POWER!?
>>
>> Same god, just that one has some text added to the holy verbiage.
>> Jawbone, Gawd, Alleycat, all the same cosmic sky muffin.
>
> It sounds like a boxing match though...
>
> Allah, the god of Saddam and Mohammed, vs.
> The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob
>
> -The World awaits the outcome!-

They could even get Howard Cosell to do the blow-by-blow commentary.
>
> http://doweknow.com/Saddam/index.html

From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 16 Jul 2010 10:19
On Jul 16, 10:00 am, Lefty <gn779...(a)cox.net> wrote:
> On 7/15/2010 5:14 PM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the

> God does exist, and I say that as an atheist.

I think you are more of a living contradiction than the Christians.

Coming out of the closet as a Christian is not that bad. ;)


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