From: alan.holmes on

"Adrian" <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> gurgled happily, sounding much
> like they were saying:
>
>> Where does one find instructions on how to use google?
>
> Google for them, ffs.

Tried that, and among the 500 offers was one for how to dance the celie(SP?)

Nothing at all as to how to use google!

So try being a little mpre helpful!

>
> Honestly, you make Bod look like Clive Sinclair.
>


From: Brimstone on

"alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> wrote in message
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> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> "alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> wrote in message
>> news:NnRRn.17421$US6.8866(a)hurricane...
>>>
>>> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:de2dnTqXc9r2R4rRnZ2dnUVZ8gudnZ2d(a)bt.com...
>>>>
>>>> "alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:KeQRn.37156$Cw6.6879(a)hurricane...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Man at B&Q" <manatbandq(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:f7ce34e4-7cf7-4592-86b2-c543b92ea744(a)d8g2000yqf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> On Jun 15, 7:21 pm, "alan.holmes" <alan.holme...(a)somewhere.net> wrote:
>>>>>> Some clever devil out there must be able to tell me this?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alan
>>>>>
>>>>> Use Google Maps, but then I seem to recall you don't know how to use
>>>>> Google.
>>>>>
>>>>> So, what do I enter into goggle to find what I want immediately?
>>>>>
>>>> The postcode of your departure point and the post code of your
>>>> destination are a good start.
>>>
>>> So, I go to google, type in the postcodes and it knows exactely what I
>>> want?
>>
>> Why don't you go and look and try it?
>
> I did, and nothing happened other than to come up with a huge list about
> companies!
>>
>>>> Remember that other bit of advice from your youth, when all else fails
>>>> read the instructions.
>>>
>>> I've never found any instructions as to how to use google, whenever I
>>> have entered something I am looking for I have always got 120, or more,
>>> alternatives!
>>>
>> There is only one postcode per location.
>
> And?
>
As I said at the outset, type in the post code you're departing from in the
first box and the place your going to in the second, click on "directions
and the job's done.

If you can't manage that then there is no hope for you.

I will not be playing your little game any longer.


From: Brimstone on

"alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> wrote in message
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> "Mike Barnes" <mikebarnes(a)bluebottle.com> wrote in message
> news:btHC$vRe+$FMFwTo(a)g52lk5g23lkgk3lk345g.invalid...
>> alan.holmes <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net>:
>>>Some clever devil out there must be able to tell me this?
>>
>> What about b, c, and d?
>>
>> Anyway, go to Google, click on "Maps", type in the postcode of a, click
>> on "Search Maps", then "directions", then... well, you should get the
>> idea by now.
>
> Until now no one has mentioned 'maps'!
>
The very first post mentioned Google Maps, as did I in my first post when I
also mention a programme for purchase called Autoroute.


From: alan.holmes on

"Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> wrote in message
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>> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xo-dnRFy2JOZx4XRnZ2dnUVZ8qCdnZ2d(a)bt.com...
>>>
>>> "alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> wrote in message
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>>>>
>>>> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>
>>>>> "alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:KeQRn.37156$Cw6.6879(a)hurricane...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Man at B&Q" <manatbandq(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:f7ce34e4-7cf7-4592-86b2-c543b92ea744(a)d8g2000yqf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>> On Jun 15, 7:21 pm, "alan.holmes" <alan.holme...(a)somewhere.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> Some clever devil out there must be able to tell me this?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alan
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Use Google Maps, but then I seem to recall you don't know how to use
>>>>>> Google.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, what do I enter into goggle to find what I want immediately?
>>>>>>
>>>>> The postcode of your departure point and the post code of your
>>>>> destination are a good start.
>>>>
>>>> So, I go to google, type in the postcodes and it knows exactely what I
>>>> want?
>>>
>>> Why don't you go and look and try it?
>>
>> I did, and nothing happened other than to come up with a huge list about
>> companies!
>>>
>>>>> Remember that other bit of advice from your youth, when all else fails
>>>>> read the instructions.
>>>>
>>>> I've never found any instructions as to how to use google, whenever I
>>>> have entered something I am looking for I have always got 120, or more,
>>>> alternatives!
>>>>
>>> There is only one postcode per location.
>>
>> And?
>>
> As I said at the outset, type in the post code you're departing from in
> the first box and the place your going to in the second, click on
> "directions and the job's done.
>
> If you can't manage that then there is no hope for you.
>
> I will not be playing your little game any longer.

Thank goodness for that, bye!
>
>


From: Derek Geldard on
On Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:27:56 +0100, "alan.holmes"
<alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> wrote:

>
>"Adrian" <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:87v5s1Fmu1U1(a)mid.individual.net...
>> "alan.holmes" <alan.holmes27(a)somewhere.net> gurgled happily, sounding much
>> like they were saying:
>>
>>> Where does one find instructions on how to use google?
>>
>> Google for them, ffs.
>
>Tried that, and among the 500 offers was one for how to dance the celie(SP?)
>

Well, best settle for that then.


Away you go - Slow, slow, quick quick, slow.

Derek