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From: hippo on 27 Jul 2008 19:15 >"Jason James" <at(a)peace.com> Jul 27, 2008 at 05:05 PM >"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message news:3c63268a-fc4b-44fd-b3a3-5aecd06258ac(a)x29g2000prd.googlegroups.com... On Jul 27, 2:13 pm, Bugalugs <bugalug...(a)netscape.net!> wrote: >> I met her at the Civic. >> >> I'd been Holden up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked her >> Rover. >> >> I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage. >> >> She came up to me of her own Accord. I said "Audi", she told me she >> thought I was Galant. >> >> I lied to her and told her I was an Executive. >> >> I was just being Calais. >> >> She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice Mini, but not like that of Hunter. >> >> Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper. >> >> I'd drunk a few Corona's when I tried to Impreza. >> >> She told me not to Porsche it. >> >> I told her I wanted to Lancer. >> >> Turns out she was an Escort, so by her standards I wasn't that Ford. >> >> I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan". >> >> So I paid. I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it. >> >> I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend. >> >> Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food >> left in the Lada. >> >> It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom even though >> they don't always Fiat because you see, I left her with my Legacy >> >> - a little Bambina >LOL! reminds me of that old Austentasious(sp?) song, which substituted >all sorts of terms. Buggered if I can find a utbue to it. >That guy was a scream. Funniest lyrics around. >How much can a Koala Bear? >Jason True; more great comedy written by Billy Birmingham! Cheers http://www.musicaustralia.org/apps/MA?function=showDetail¤tMapsRecord=destra%20Media~387ED8EE-733A-4A53-AC72-FD8A826976E6&itemSeq=7&total=7&&returnFunction=searchResults&term1=Australian+Record+Industry+Association.&location1=Anywhere&scope=scope¶meter1=phrase&boolean1=and&sessionId=reuseSearchAF4B50BBEF4DDF1A20DBF815FF76F8481214827613392 -- Message posted using http://www.talkaboutautos.com/group/aus.cars/ More information at http://www.talkaboutautos.com/faq.html
From: Albm&ctd on 4 Aug 2008 08:44 In article <g6gsle$7ck$1(a)aioe.org>, bugalugs67(a)netscape.net! says... > Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food > left in the Lada. > Nup, only rat baits. Al -- I don't take sides. It's more fun to insult everyone. http://kwakakid.cjb.net/insult.html
From: GrassyNoel on 4 Aug 2008 10:00 On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNO...(a)connexus.net.au> wrote: > Nup, only rat baits. Untouched, I expect. What self-respecting rat would sit in a Lada :)
From: atec77 on 4 Aug 2008 19:18 GrassyNoel wrote: > On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNO...(a)connexus.net.au> wrote: > >> Nup, only rat baits. > > > Untouched, I expect. What self-respecting rat would sit in a Lada :) What fool would make uninformed claims about cars he hasn't driven Oh wait aus.cars
From: GrassyNoel on 4 Aug 2008 21:55
On Aug 5, 7:18 am, atec77 <atec77NOS...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > What fool would make uninformed claims about cars he hasn't driven What fool wouldn't see the smiley on the end and thereby miss the fact that it wasn't a claim at all? |