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From: hippo on 27 Jul 2008 19:15
>"Jason James" <at(a)peace.com> Jul 27, 2008 at 05:05 PM
>"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
On Jul 27, 2:13 pm, Bugalugs <bugalug...(a)netscape.net!> wrote:
>> I met her at the Civic.
>> I'd been Holden up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked
>> I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage.
>> She came up to me of her own Accord. I said "Audi", she told me she
>> thought I was Galant.
>> I lied to her and told her I was an Executive.
>> I was just being Calais.
>> She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice Mini, but not like that of
>> Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper.
>> I'd drunk a few Corona's when I tried to Impreza.
>> She told me not to Porsche it.
>> I told her I wanted to Lancer.
>> Turns out she was an Escort, so by her standards I wasn't that Ford.
>> I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan".
>> So I paid. I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it.
>> I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend.
>> Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food
>> left in the Lada.
>> It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom even
>> they don't always Fiat because you see, I left her with my Legacy
>> - a little Bambina
>LOL! reminds me of that old Austentasious(sp?) song, which substituted
>all sorts of terms. Buggered if I can find a utbue to it.
>That guy was a scream. Funniest lyrics around.
>How much can a Koala Bear?
True; more great comedy written by Billy Birmingham! Cheers
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From: Albm&ctd on 4 Aug 2008 08:44
In article <g6gsle$7ck$1(a)aioe.org>, bugalugs67(a)netscape.net! says...
> Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food
> left in the Lada.
Nup, only rat baits.
I don't take sides.
It's more fun to insult everyone.
From: GrassyNoel on 4 Aug 2008 10:00
On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNO...(a)connexus.net.au> wrote:
> Nup, only rat baits.
Untouched, I expect. What self-respecting rat would sit in a Lada :)
From: atec77 on 4 Aug 2008 19:18
> On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNO...(a)connexus.net.au> wrote:
>> Nup, only rat baits.
> Untouched, I expect. What self-respecting rat would sit in a Lada :)
What fool would make uninformed claims about cars he hasn't driven
Oh wait aus.cars
From: GrassyNoel on 4 Aug 2008 21:55
On Aug 5, 7:18 am, atec77 <atec77NOS...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
> What fool would make uninformed claims about cars he hasn't driven
What fool wouldn't see the smiley on the end and thereby miss the fact
that it wasn't a claim at all?