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From: Bugalugs on 27 Jul 2008 00:13 I met her at the Civic. I'd been Holden up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked her Rover. I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage. She came up to me of her own Accord. I said "Audi", she told me she thought I was Galant. I lied to her and told her I was an Executive. I was just being Calais. She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice Mini, but not like that of Hunter. Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper. I'd drunk a few Corona's when I tried to Impreza. She told me not to Porsche it. I told her I wanted to Lancer. Turns out she was an Escort, so by her standards I wasn't that Ford. I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan". So I paid. I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it. I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend. Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food left in the Lada. It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom even though they don't always Fiat because you see, I left her with my Legacy - a little Bambina
From: the_dawggie on 27 Jul 2008 01:49 On Jul 27, 2:13 pm, Bugalugs <bugalug...(a)netscape.net!> wrote: > I met her at the Civic. > > I'd been Holden up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked her > Rover. > > I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage. > > She came up to me of her own Accord. I said "Audi", she told me she > thought I was Galant. > > I lied to her and told her I was an Executive. > > I was just being Calais. > > She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice Mini, but not like that of Hunter.. > > Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper. > > I'd drunk a few Corona's when I tried to Impreza. > > She told me not to Porsche it. > > I told her I wanted to Lancer. > > Turns out she was an Escort, so by her standards I wasn't that Ford. > > I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan". > > So I paid. I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it. > > I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend. > > Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food > left in the Lada. > > It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom even though > they don't always Fiat because you see, I left her with my Legacy > > - a little Bambina LOL! reminds me of that old Austentasious(sp?) song, which substituted all sorts of terms. Buggered if I can find a utbue to it.
From: Moses Lim on 27 Jul 2008 02:10 the_dawggie wrote: > On Jul 27, 2:13 pm, Bugalugs <bugalug...(a)netscape.net!> wrote: >> I met her at the Civic. <snip> > > LOL! reminds me of that old Austentasious(sp?) song, which substituted > all sorts of terms. Buggered if I can find a utbue to it. Limewire has Australiana by Austen Tayshus. IMHO, it should be included in the Australian citizenship test. :)
From: Jason James on 27 Jul 2008 03:05 "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message news:3c63268a-fc4b-44fd-b3a3-5aecd06258ac(a)x29g2000prd.googlegroups.com... On Jul 27, 2:13 pm, Bugalugs <bugalug...(a)netscape.net!> wrote: > I met her at the Civic. > > I'd been Holden up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked her > Rover. > > I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage. > > She came up to me of her own Accord. I said "Audi", she told me she > thought I was Galant. > > I lied to her and told her I was an Executive. > > I was just being Calais. > > She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice Mini, but not like that of Hunter. > > Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper. > > I'd drunk a few Corona's when I tried to Impreza. > > She told me not to Porsche it. > > I told her I wanted to Lancer. > > Turns out she was an Escort, so by her standards I wasn't that Ford. > > I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan". > > So I paid. I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it. > > I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend. > > Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food > left in the Lada. > > It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom even though > they don't always Fiat because you see, I left her with my Legacy > > - a little Bambina LOL! reminds me of that old Austentasious(sp?) song, which substituted all sorts of terms. Buggered if I can find a utbue to it. That guy was a scream. Funniest lyrics around. How much can a Koala Bear? Jason
From: the_dawggie on 27 Jul 2008 03:12
On Jul 27, 5:05 pm, "Jason James" <a...(a)peace.com> wrote: > "the_dawggie" <the_dawg...(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:3c63268a-fc4b-44fd-b3a3-5aecd06258ac(a)x29g2000prd.googlegroups.com... > On Jul 27, 2:13 pm, Bugalugs <bugalug...(a)netscape.net!> wrote: > > > > > I met her at the Civic. > > > I'd been Holden up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked her > > Rover. > > > I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage. > > > She came up to me of her own Accord. I said "Audi", she told me she > > thought I was Galant. > > > I lied to her and told her I was an Executive. > > > I was just being Calais. > > > She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice Mini, but not like that of Hunter. > > > Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper. > > > I'd drunk a few Corona's when I tried to Impreza. > > > She told me not to Porsche it. > > > I told her I wanted to Lancer. > > > Turns out she was an Escort, so by her standards I wasn't that Ford. > > > I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan". > > > So I paid. I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it. > > > I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend. > > > Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food > > left in the Lada. > > > It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom even though > > they don't always Fiat because you see, I left her with my Legacy > > > - a little Bambina > > LOL! reminds me of that old Austentasious(sp?) song, which substituted > all sorts of terms. Buggered if I can find a utbue to it. > > That guy was a scream. Funniest lyrics around. > > How much can a Koala Bear? > > Jason Yep, got it now, as Moses suggested I had the speeeling wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp0yNIjWmY |