From: The Medway Handyman on
Brimstone wrote:
> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
> message news:bHQsn.568705$DL1.31086(a)newsfe25.ams2...
>> Brimstone wrote:
>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>>> message news:Mjrsn.8339$Yx6.341(a)newsfe29.ams2...
>>>> mileburner wrote:
>>>>> "Tom Crispin" <kije.remove(a)this.bit.freeuk.com.munge> wrote in
>>>>> message news:98p2r5luklsib36laecsi8m8o18eg1rov9(a)4ax.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, I pay to use the roads twice, once as a motorist and once
>>>>>> as a cyclist.
>>>>>
>>>>> Only twice Tom?
>>>>>
>>>>> You are lucky.
>>>>>
>>>>> I pay as a motorist, cyclist, homeowner, earner, saver, spender,
>>>>> the list goes on...
>>
>> OK, lets sort this out for the terminally stupid cyclists who think
>> they are clever;
>>
>>>> Motorists pay as motorists, homeowners, earners, savers, spenders.
>>>> And they pay a spefic tax to use the roads.
>>>
>>> That's their choice.
>>
>> What do you mean by that fuckwit? Do they have a choice between not
>> paying road tax and driving illegally? Or do they have a choice
>> between driving a car on the roads or not?
>>
>> Communicating in English would help, if you can manage that.
>
> What's the point, you can't understand a simple sentence.

So you can't explain it then?


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From: The Medway Handyman on
mileburner wrote:
> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:iOWdnewcefX60ynWnZ2dnUVZ7o-dnZ2d(a)bt.com...
>>
>>
>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>> message
>
>>>
>>> Perhaps you could explain, in English, rather than 'thick'?
>>>
>> I communicate with people in terms I believe they can understand,
>> obviously you're even more stupid than you portray yourself to be.
>
> You would think that someone who calls Vehicle Excise Duty "Road
> Tax", would understand that "thick" means not very bright, not very
> clever, or not very intelligent.

'Normal' [1] people fully understand the term Road Tax. The man on the
Clapham omnibus.

[1] Normal obviously excludes cyclists.
>
> But then there are some qualities inherent in being a handyman :-)

The qualities required are legion & manifold. Don't ever try it, you
clearly don't have the ability.


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viable form of transport.


From: The Medway Handyman on
Brimstone wrote:
> "mileburner" <mileburner(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:hp1m5k$f6a$1(a)news.eternal-september.org...
>>
>> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:iOWdnewcefX60ynWnZ2dnUVZ7o-dnZ2d(a)bt.com...
>>>
>>>
>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>>> message
>>
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps you could explain, in English, rather than 'thick'?
>>>>
>>> I communicate with people in terms I believe they can understand,
>>> obviously you're even more stupid than you portray yourself to be.
>>
>> You would think that someone who calls Vehicle Excise Duty "Road
>> Tax", would understand that "thick" means not very bright, not very
>> clever, or not very intelligent.
>>
>> But then there are some qualities inherent in being a handyman :-)
> AUIU it's part of the job spec; intelligence not necessary.

You clearly don't understand anything.


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viable form of transport.


From: The Medway Handyman on
Happi Monday wrote:
> On 01/04/2010 10:01, Brimstone wrote:
>>
>>
>> "mileburner" <mileburner(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message
>> news:hp1m5k$f6a$1(a)news.eternal-september.org...
>>>
>>> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:iOWdnewcefX60ynWnZ2dnUVZ7o-dnZ2d(a)bt.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>>>> message
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps you could explain, in English, rather than 'thick'?
>>>>>
>>>> I communicate with people in terms I believe they can understand,
>>>> obviously you're even more stupid than you portray yourself to be.
>>>
>>> You would think that someone who calls Vehicle Excise Duty "Road
>>> Tax", would understand that "thick" means not very bright, not very
>>> clever, or not very intelligent.
>>>
>>> But then there are some qualities inherent in being a handyman :-)
>> AUIU it's part of the job spec; intelligence not necessary.
>
> To be honest, he spends so much time posting, at all hours of the
> day, I suspect being a handyman is simply a fantasy of his.

Like being an intelligent human being is a fantasy of yours?

Speaking of fantasies. Are you still dreaming of handymen in punk lycra
underwear?


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Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a
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From: The Medway Handyman on
paul george wrote:
> On 1 Apr, 13:42, JNugent <J...(a)noparticularplacetogo.com> wrote:
>> You *must* be thinking of the Labour government, who commissioned,
>> approved and paid for this TV advert:
>>
>> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXoUJN1O8i0&feature=PlayList&p=78B3873...>
>>
>> As you should be able to see and hear, the term "road tax" is used
>> there - both orally and in writing. And this is in an offical
>> government publication. That is because "road tax" is - quite simply
>> - the everyday term used to describe the amount of money one has to
>> pay to the government in respect of the use of a particular motor
>> vehicle on the roads.
>
> And "Hoover" is - quite simply - the everyday term used to describe
> a vacuum cleaner. Doesn't make it the correct term.

But it does make it a term in common useage, more common in fact that the
correct name. It is clearly understood by all who hear it.

Except cyclist wankers desperate to try & score pathetic points of course.


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Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a
viable form of transport.