From: The Medway Handyman on 1 Apr 2010 14:04 Brimstone wrote: > "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in > message news:bHQsn.568705$DL1.31086(a)newsfe25.ams2... >> Brimstone wrote: >>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in >>> message news:Mjrsn.8339$Yx6.341(a)newsfe29.ams2... >>>> mileburner wrote: >>>>> "Tom Crispin" <kije.remove(a)this.bit.freeuk.com.munge> wrote in >>>>> message news:98p2r5luklsib36laecsi8m8o18eg1rov9(a)4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>>>> Yes, I pay to use the roads twice, once as a motorist and once >>>>>> as a cyclist. >>>>> >>>>> Only twice Tom? >>>>> >>>>> You are lucky. >>>>> >>>>> I pay as a motorist, cyclist, homeowner, earner, saver, spender, >>>>> the list goes on... >> >> OK, lets sort this out for the terminally stupid cyclists who think >> they are clever; >> >>>> Motorists pay as motorists, homeowners, earners, savers, spenders. >>>> And they pay a spefic tax to use the roads. >>> >>> That's their choice. >> >> What do you mean by that fuckwit? Do they have a choice between not >> paying road tax and driving illegally? Or do they have a choice >> between driving a car on the roads or not? >> >> Communicating in English would help, if you can manage that. > > What's the point, you can't understand a simple sentence. So you can't explain it then? -- Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.
From: The Medway Handyman on 1 Apr 2010 14:07 mileburner wrote: > "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:iOWdnewcefX60ynWnZ2dnUVZ7o-dnZ2d(a)bt.com... >> >> >> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in >> message > >>> >>> Perhaps you could explain, in English, rather than 'thick'? >>> >> I communicate with people in terms I believe they can understand, >> obviously you're even more stupid than you portray yourself to be. > > You would think that someone who calls Vehicle Excise Duty "Road > Tax", would understand that "thick" means not very bright, not very > clever, or not very intelligent. 'Normal' [1] people fully understand the term Road Tax. The man on the Clapham omnibus. [1] Normal obviously excludes cyclists. > > But then there are some qualities inherent in being a handyman :-) The qualities required are legion & manifold. Don't ever try it, you clearly don't have the ability. -- Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.
From: The Medway Handyman on 1 Apr 2010 14:08 Brimstone wrote: > "mileburner" <mileburner(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message > news:hp1m5k$f6a$1(a)news.eternal-september.org... >> >> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message >> news:iOWdnewcefX60ynWnZ2dnUVZ7o-dnZ2d(a)bt.com... >>> >>> >>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in >>> message >> >>>> >>>> Perhaps you could explain, in English, rather than 'thick'? >>>> >>> I communicate with people in terms I believe they can understand, >>> obviously you're even more stupid than you portray yourself to be. >> >> You would think that someone who calls Vehicle Excise Duty "Road >> Tax", would understand that "thick" means not very bright, not very >> clever, or not very intelligent. >> >> But then there are some qualities inherent in being a handyman :-) > AUIU it's part of the job spec; intelligence not necessary. You clearly don't understand anything. -- Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.
From: The Medway Handyman on 1 Apr 2010 14:09 Happi Monday wrote: > On 01/04/2010 10:01, Brimstone wrote: >> >> >> "mileburner" <mileburner(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message >> news:hp1m5k$f6a$1(a)news.eternal-september.org... >>> >>> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message >>> news:iOWdnewcefX60ynWnZ2dnUVZ7o-dnZ2d(a)bt.com... >>>> >>>> >>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in >>>> message >>> >>>>> >>>>> Perhaps you could explain, in English, rather than 'thick'? >>>>> >>>> I communicate with people in terms I believe they can understand, >>>> obviously you're even more stupid than you portray yourself to be. >>> >>> You would think that someone who calls Vehicle Excise Duty "Road >>> Tax", would understand that "thick" means not very bright, not very >>> clever, or not very intelligent. >>> >>> But then there are some qualities inherent in being a handyman :-) >> AUIU it's part of the job spec; intelligence not necessary. > > To be honest, he spends so much time posting, at all hours of the > day, I suspect being a handyman is simply a fantasy of his. Like being an intelligent human being is a fantasy of yours? Speaking of fantasies. Are you still dreaming of handymen in punk lycra underwear? -- Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.
From: The Medway Handyman on 1 Apr 2010 14:11
paul george wrote: > On 1 Apr, 13:42, JNugent <J...(a)noparticularplacetogo.com> wrote: >> You *must* be thinking of the Labour government, who commissioned, >> approved and paid for this TV advert: >> >> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXoUJN1O8i0&feature=PlayList&p=78B3873...> >> >> As you should be able to see and hear, the term "road tax" is used >> there - both orally and in writing. And this is in an offical >> government publication. That is because "road tax" is - quite simply >> - the everyday term used to describe the amount of money one has to >> pay to the government in respect of the use of a particular motor >> vehicle on the roads. > > And "Hoover" is - quite simply - the everyday term used to describe > a vacuum cleaner. Doesn't make it the correct term. But it does make it a term in common useage, more common in fact that the correct name. It is clearly understood by all who hear it. Except cyclist wankers desperate to try & score pathetic points of course. -- Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport. |