From: Brimstone on 4 Apr 2010 12:25 "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:NM2un.763447$Dy7.227190(a)newsfe26.ams2... > Brimstone wrote: >> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in >> message news:2o0un.674839$5n1.259490(a)newsfe01.ams2... >>> Brimstone wrote: >>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in >>>> message news:ts%tn.153995$1j3.115144(a)newsfe10.ams2... >>>>> Brimstone wrote: >>>>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote >>>>>> in message news:RTZtn.111863$E66.8623(a)newsfe22.ams2... >>>>>>> Brimstone wrote: >>>>>>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote >>>>>>>> in message news:OvZtn.111861$E66.96351(a)newsfe22.ams2... >>>>>>>>> Peter Grange wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 4 Apr 2010 10:11:44 +0100, "The Medway Handyman" >>>>>>>>>> <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> mileburner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> "SW" <user(a)domain.invalid> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:hp8i3c$apl$1(a)news.eternal-september.org... >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Medway Handyman wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Interesting to know that everyone else; the man in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> street, the Police, the media - all understand the exact >>>>>>>>>>>>>> meaning of the term 'Road Tax'. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> As usual, you are talking complete bollocks: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.postoffice.co.uk/portal/po/jump1?catId=19100187&mediaId=19100193 >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Motoring/OwningAVehicle/HowToTaxYourVehicle/index.htm >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.which.co.uk/advice/buying-car-tax-online/index.jsp >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> SW >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> AIUI it is a tax on the vehicle, not a tax on the road - HTH >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> See Janet buy a shiny new car. >>>>>>>>>>> See PC Plod telling Janet she can't use her shiny new car on >>>>>>>>>>> the road without Road Tax. >>>>>>>>>>> See Janet buy a Tax Disc. >>>>>>>>>>> Now Janet can use her shiny new car on the road. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Not difficult is it? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Have you paid your Van Tax yet? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> No. I've paid my Road Tax. So I can use it on the 'Road'. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Clear case of denial. The phrase 'Road Tax' reminds cyclists >>>>>>>>> that they are sponging freeloaders. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Just as you're too tightfisted to buy a new record. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Can't deny it then? You must be one of those sponging >>>>>>> freeloaders! >>>>>> What "sponging freeloaders" would they be? >>>>> >>>>> Don't waste my time imbecile. >>>>> >>>> You are the imbecile, because you choose to pay to use something >>>> that is, according to you, available for free. >>> >>> He's at it again. Talking gibberish. >>> >> Only an imbecile would consider a perfectly reasonable statement to be >> "gibberish". > > But its not a perfectly reasonable statement is it? Its the insane raving > of an idiot. > > I could use the roads for free if I were so totally & utterly stupid as to > become a cyclist, but thankfully I have all my mental facilities. > > All you have to do now is explain what alternative I could use to > transport several thousands of pounds worth of tools and equipment to my > customers premises in a reasonable time. > You claim to be the intelligent one, use your imagination and devise your own alternative. Don't scrounge off others.
From: The Medway Handyman on 4 Apr 2010 14:54 Brimstone wrote: <WRIGGLE ALERT><WRIGGLE ALERT><WRIGGLE ALERT><WRIGGLE ALERT><WRIGGLE ALERT> >>>> A cyclist once suggested I could run my business using a push bike >>>> - thats an 'alternative' apparently. >>>> >>> Indeed it is. >> >> Come on then, explain exactly how I could run my business with a push >> bike. We could all do with a good laugh. >> >> No cop outs like the utterly pathetic "Don't scrounge off others". >> >> You've made a clear statement that you believe I could run my >> business using a push bike. >> >> Now its up to you to tell everyone how - or become a laughing stock. I see you chose the latter option. > I don't know what your business is, what it involves nor where it's > located. Oh what a pathetic tosser you are. You don't know what my business is? Or where its located? There's a clue in the name I post under you idiot. Medway is an area in Kent. Do you know where Kent is? Handyman should be self evident even to an idiot like you. > But, you might like to think about how you would have done the job > had you never acquired a motor vehicle. Errrm. How about 'not at all' fuckwit. -- Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.
From: Brimstone on 4 Apr 2010 15:01 "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:lf5un.181982$ti6.100377(a)newsfe24.ams2... > Brimstone wrote: > > > <WRIGGLE ALERT><WRIGGLE ALERT><WRIGGLE ALERT><WRIGGLE ALERT><WRIGGLE > ALERT> > > >>>>> A cyclist once suggested I could run my business using a push bike >>>>> - thats an 'alternative' apparently. >>>>> >>>> Indeed it is. >>> >>> Come on then, explain exactly how I could run my business with a push >>> bike. We could all do with a good laugh. >>> >>> No cop outs like the utterly pathetic "Don't scrounge off others". >>> >>> You've made a clear statement that you believe I could run my >>> business using a push bike. >>> >>> Now its up to you to tell everyone how - or become a laughing stock. > > I see you chose the latter option. > >> I don't know what your business is, what it involves nor where it's >> located. > > Oh what a pathetic tosser you are. You don't know what my business is? Or > where its located? > > There's a clue in the name I post under you idiot. > > Medway is an area in Kent. Do you know where Kent is? > > Handyman should be self evident even to an idiot like you. What you call yourself is one thing, what you might do for a living is possibly entirely different. >> But, you might like to think about how you would have done the job >> had you never acquired a motor vehicle. > > Errrm. How about 'not at all' fuckwit. > So you're suggesting that there were no builders or "handymen" before the invention of the motor vehicle? What a tosser. But what has this got to do with your irrational hatred of people who chose to use a different type of transport?
From: SW on 4 Apr 2010 15:07 The Medway Handyman wrote: > > Which part of "the man in the street, the Police, the media - all understand > the exact meaning of the term 'Road Tax' " were you too thick to > understand? > > Posting links to Government sites doesn't disprove that "the man in the > street, the Police, the media - all understand the exact meaning of the term > 'Road Tax' " does it? It proves that they all mis-use the term. > > I realise you are in denial and that the term 'Road Tax' makes you feel > guilty about being a sponging freeloader, but thats your problem. > > Not at all - I am quite happy that my council and income tax means that I am paying more than my share towards road costs, bearing in mind the amount of wear and tear a bike causes compared to a car. SW
From: Peter Grange on 4 Apr 2010 15:20
On Sun, 4 Apr 2010 13:20:50 +0100, "The Medway Handyman" <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: >Peter Grange wrote: >> On Sun, 4 Apr 2010 11:05:25 +0100, "The Medway Handyman" >> <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: >> >>> Peter Grange wrote: >>>> On Sun, 4 Apr 2010 10:11:44 +0100, "The Medway Handyman" >>>> <davidlang(a)no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: >>>> >>>>> mileburner wrote: >>>>>> "SW" <user(a)domain.invalid> wrote in message >>>>>> news:hp8i3c$apl$1(a)news.eternal-september.org... >>>>>>> The Medway Handyman wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Interesting to know that everyone else; the man in the street, >>>>>>>> the Police, the media - all understand the exact meaning of the >>>>>>>> term 'Road Tax'. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> As usual, you are talking complete bollocks: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> http://www.postoffice.co.uk/portal/po/jump1?catId=19100187&mediaId=19100193 >>>>>>> http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Motoring/OwningAVehicle/HowToTaxYourVehicle/index.htm >>>>>>> http://www.which.co.uk/advice/buying-car-tax-online/index.jsp >>>>>>> >>>>>>> SW >>>>>> >>>>>> AIUI it is a tax on the vehicle, not a tax on the road - HTH >>>>> >>>>> See Janet buy a shiny new car. >>>>> See PC Plod telling Janet she can't use her shiny new car on the >>>>> road without Road Tax. >>>>> See Janet buy a Tax Disc. >>>>> Now Janet can use her shiny new car on the road. >>>>> >>>>> Not difficult is it? >>>> >>>> Have you paid your Van Tax yet? >>> >>> No. I've paid my Road Tax. So I can use it on the 'Road'. >>> >>> Clear case of denial. The phrase 'Road Tax' reminds cyclists that >>> they are sponging freeloaders. >> >> So you haven't paid your Van Tax? > >I've paid my 'Road' Tax which allows me to use my van on the 'Road'. I've >also paid my 'Road' Tax to allow me to use my car on the 'Road'. > But no Van Tax? |