From: The Medway Handyman on
Tim wrote:
> On Mon, 29 Mar 2010 9:57:34 +0100, boltar2003(a)boltar.world wrote
> (in message <hopq1u$vvu$1(a)speranza.aioe.org>):
>
>> I was sitting at some lights on the A22 (not exactly a minor road)
>> when a couple on a Tandem come past and stop. Not to the side, oh
>> no. They stop right bang in front of me. Unsurprisingly when the
>> lights go green me and all the traffic behind are now slooowly
>> accelerating to a heady speed of 15mph and its only when I hammer
>> the horn that these pair of tossers move over and I look in the
>> mirror and the bloke at the front is laughing. I was sorely tempted
>> to slam on the brakes and see how funny he thought it was then.
>>
>> So what gives? Not content with getting in the way on side roads
>> some of you people now think you have to block the main roads too to
>> feel safe because you
>> voluntaritly choose a dangerous mode of transport?
>>
>> B2003
>>
>
> Do you drive a BMW with your fog lights on?

Which roughly translated from fuckwitese means "I can't answer that, I can't
think of any suitable defense, so I'll try & be clever (you failed) and
change the subject.

What a tosser.


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a
viable form of transport.