From: GT on
"Derek C" <del.copeland(a)> wrote in message
On Jun 7, 6:17 pm, "GT" <a...(a)b.c> wrote:
> "Derek C" <del.copel...(a)> wrote in message
> news:e7eaec8e-f0b4-4b0b-8d1d-29f1cbe30524(a)
> > Police in Catford, SE London, are searching for a silly old git who
> > keeps throwing himself and his electric bike in front of unsuspecting
> > motorists. A Police spokesman said 'It's only a matter of time before
> > somebody gets killed or seriously injured by these foolish pranks."
> May I please appear daft - is this a dig or a real story?

There could be a shovel involved! Anyone fancy digging a 6x3ft hole
with it to take the old git when he expires, or more likely gets run
over or murdered by a motorist?

He won't respond you know - you haven't posted it to any anti-society
groups, so he won't get it!!