From: The Medway Handyman on
Mrcheerful wrote:
> sb wrote:
>> The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been found to be
>> faulty, there is a major problem with it's 'reality grasp'.
>> A fault also seems to exist in it's 'common sense module' causing the
>> 'paranoia' circuit to function at the wrong time.
>> All owners of the 'Doug' model are asked to contact the manufactures
>> as soon as possible.
>> Until the fault is rectified owners are asked not to use this model
>> as it can cause a major problem for other road users
>> The Bollen Corporation if contacted will be able to advise on
>> alternative transport (oxcart / wheelbarrow, etc)
>> The Bollen Corporation thank you for your support in this difficult
>> time & thank you for your support.
>
> surely any form of wheeled transport is dangerous and should be
> banned.

I understand that this Mr Bollen has developed a new form of transport. It
involes fixing a powerful spring to each arm & leg and bouncing along.

Its known as;

"Fourspring Doug Technique".

I'll get me coat.....



--
Dave - the small piece of 14th century armour used to protect the armpit.


From: webreader on
On Feb 17, 10:38 am, Bod <bodro...(a)tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
> On 17/02/2010 10:19, sb wrote:> The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been found to be
> > faulty, there is a major problem with it's 'reality grasp'.
> > A fault also seems to exist in it's 'common sense module' causing the
> > 'paranoia' circuit to function at the wrong time.
> > All owners of the 'Doug' model are asked to contact the manufactures
> > as soon as possible.
> > Until the fault is rectified owners are asked not to use this model as
> > it can cause a major problem for other road users
> > The Bollen Corporation if contacted will be able to advise on
> > alternative transport (oxcart / wheelbarrow, etc)
> > The Bollen Corporation thank you for your support in this difficult
> > time&  thank you for your support.
>
>  >
>  >
>
>   There have also been many reports of faults in his Bicycle models.
> Several cyclists have reported whining noises occuring whenever a car
> passes. Many complain of a ramming feeling at the end of a ride.
>   The Bollen company has issued a statement, claiming this is normal on
> any make of cycle, due to cars not leaving enough room on passing.
>
> Bod

There does seem to be a problem with the s/w that this machine uses.
The s/w does not seem to recognise the truth when it has been
presented , it rejects the truth & then outputs one of it's default
phrases (not a real cyclist / global warming / killer motorist / etc.)

But it would seem that it's garbage sub-routine is working as it
endlessly spews out garbage

WSR
From: Adrian on
Christopher Bowlas <chris.bowlas(a)googlemail.com> gurgled happily, sounding
much like they were saying:

>> You don't quite understand Usenet, do you?

> Perhaps he also thinks it's a sort of blog?

Oh, god, no. I can't be doing with TWO sets of lawyers getting medieval
on my donkey.
From: thomas on

"sb" <skanbusted(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:099c57ae-5bed-49a6-b207-991b07e7e8aa(a)d2g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been

snip

another sockpuppet "supporter" of one of the long term nasties?

I dare not suggest who ;-) - BUT get over it as there's no point in
discussing it here every week or so with Doug as you've used your lies and
IT skills to vittually ban him

petrol heads apparently cannot go out there and support the "petrol head"
POV or lobby politicians the way that the bollen collective do -no they
have to behave like nasty little children fighting amongst themselves :(


From: Tony Dragon on
thomas wrote:
>
> "sb" <skanbusted(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:099c57ae-5bed-49a6-b207-991b07e7e8aa(a)d2g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
>> The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been
>
> snip
>
> another sockpuppet "supporter" of one of the long term nasties?
>
> I dare not suggest who ;-)

Does that mean you don't know if / who it is?

> - BUT get over it as there's no point in
> discussing it here every week or so with Doug as you've used your lies
> and IT skills to vittually ban him

I presume that's a typo, but I have not seen Doug virtually banned, his
own figures (if indeed it was him) prove otherwise.

>
> petrol heads apparently cannot go out there and support the "petrol
> head" POV or lobby politicians the way that the bollen collective do
> -no they have to behave like nasty little children fighting amongst
> themselves :(
>
>

By fighting amongst themselves do you mean holding their own opinion?
Because that is all any post to a ng is.



--
Tony Dragon