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From: Scotty on 30 Jun 2010 05:08
THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER:

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed..

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed,
the Ute, making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for
a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and
when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said,

'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'


The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


From: Jason James on 2 Jul 2010 01:59

" Scotty" <scoter1(a)warmmail.com> wrote in message
news:4c2b0989$0$26118$afc38c87(a)news.optusnet.com.au...
> THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER:
>
> When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
> that I should get it fixed..
>
> But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed,
> the Ute, making beer.. Always something more important to me.
>
> Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
>
> When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
> snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for
> a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and
> when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
>
> I said,
>
> 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
> driveway.'
>
>
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Aye,.it is true the gentle missus' do have a way about them. No request from
them is ever knocked back,..delayed, made conditional or scheduled,..but
never totally denied. That is their power. :-)

Jason


From: Feral on 2 Jul 2010 02:27
Jason James wrote:

> Aye,.it is true the gentle missus' do have a way about them. No request from
> them is ever knocked back,..delayed, made conditional or scheduled,..but
> never totally denied. That is their power. :-)

All power to mine then ...



she mows the lawns. :-P

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