From: US 71 on
The Tea Bagger and Republican Pledge:

A socialism-free society shall strictly adhere to the following:
I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country,
while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.
I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this
country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by
legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.
I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect
by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and
socialism at public town halls.
Also, I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will
abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services
including but not limited to the following:
.. Social Security
.. Medicare/Medicaid
.. State Childrens Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
.. Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
.. US Postal Service
.. Roads and Highways
.. Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
.. The US Railway System
.. Public Subways and Metro Systems
.. Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
.. Rest Areas on Highways
.. Sidewalks
.. All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal
senate appropriations)
.. Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower,
dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
.. Public and State Universities and Colleges
.. Public Primary and Secondary Schools
.. Sesame Street
.. Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
.. Public Museums
.. Libraries
.. Public Parks and Beaches
.. State and National Parks
.. Public Zoos
.. Unemployment Insurance
.. Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
.. Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local,
State, or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
.. Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any
Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
.. Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro
(Nazi-NASA Inventions)
.. Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET
was the basis for subsequent computer networking
.. Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised
With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
.. Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain
Inputs From Government Subsidies
.. If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my
VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care
I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington,
D.C.
I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the
following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
.. Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American
History
.. The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
.. The government-operated Statue of Liberty
.. The Grand Canyon
.. The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
.. The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National
Cemetery
.. All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in
Washington, DC
I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government
salary and government-provided healthcare.
I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist
military of the United States of America.

I will protest

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will destroy my socialist Social
Security checks.


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