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From: OG on 8 Mar 2010 18:34

"PM" <pm(a)m_.com.invalid> wrote in message
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> Les Hemmings wrote:
>> OG wrote:
>>>>> A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and
>>>>> orders
>>>> himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
>>>>
>>>
>>> The tarmac suggests "One for the road?".
>>
>> .... and the piece of string says "No, I'm a frayed knot!"
>
> And the duck says, "but what would the circus want with a plasterer?!"
>
"My God, a talking duck!"

From: NKTB on 9 Mar 2010 16:24
On 8 Mar, 23:34, "OG" <o...(a)gwynnefamily.org.uk> wrote:
> "PM" <pm(a)m_.com.invalid> wrote in message
>
> news:o-OdncectM3cYQnWnZ2dnUVZ8lGdnZ2d(a)pipex.net...> Les Hemmings wrote:
> >> OG wrote:
> >>>>> A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and
> >>>>> orders
> >>>> himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
>
> >>> The tarmac suggests "One for the road?".
>
> >> .... and the piece of string says "No, I'm a frayed knot!"
>
> > And the duck says, "but what would the circus want with a plasterer?!"
>
> "My God, a talking duck!"

Duck then goes into a pharmacy.. He asks for a plaster. The
pharmacist enquires "cash or card?", duck replies "just stick it on my
bill".

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