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From: Brimstone on 3 Mar 2010 13:49
In view of some current topics this seemed appropriate.


A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders
himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar
and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says,
"What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and
two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?

The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."

From: Vicko Zoomba on 3 Mar 2010 15:39
On 3 Mar, 18:49, "Brimstone" <brimst...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
> In view of some current topics this seemed appropriate.
>
> A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders
> himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
>
> The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar
> and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says,
> "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and
> two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?
>
> The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."

Very good but a pub joke I think :-)
From: OG on 5 Mar 2010 14:00

"Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> In view of some current topics this seemed appropriate.
>
>
> A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders
> himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
>

The tarmac suggests "One for the road?".

From: Les Hemmings on 6 Mar 2010 04:45
OG wrote:
>>> A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders
>> himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
>>
>
> The tarmac suggests "One for the road?".

..... and the piece of string says "No, I'm a frayed knot!"


From: PM on 8 Mar 2010 08:31
Les Hemmings wrote:
> OG wrote:
>>>> A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and
>>>> orders
>>> himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
>>>
>>
>> The tarmac suggests "One for the road?".
>
> .... and the piece of string says "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

And the duck says, "but what would the circus want with a plasterer?!"


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