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From: veritas on 5 May 2010 21:46
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy,

can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his father is.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dog gets his first cheque Friday.

Damn this is a great country.
From: atec7 7 ""atec77" on 6 May 2010 00:09
veritas wrote:
> I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
> At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
> So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy,
>
> can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his father is.
>
> So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
>
> My Dog gets his first cheque Friday.
>
> Damn this is a great country.
still doesn't apply in au only the us where it originated from
From: George W Frost on 6 May 2010 01:50

"veritas" <veritas(a)ghntk.com> wrote in message
news:hrt74h$g02$1(a)speranza.aioe.org...
>I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
> At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
> So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy,
>
> can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his father is.
>
> So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
>
> My Dog gets his first cheque Friday.
>
> Damn this is a great country.

With a signature name of veritas,
you would think that you spoke the truth once in a while
and this once is not one of those whiles

I got it in an email from the USA a couple of months ago

Your dial-up IP isn't that good ??


From: veritas on 6 May 2010 09:38
On 6/05/2010 3:50 PM, George W Frost wrote:

>
> Your dial-up IP isn't that good ??

I'm not sure where your are coming from with that one. You will have to
simplify - I'm only on half power tonight ~ but in case it is simply a
straight question, my Pennytel VoIP works really great.
>
>

From: veritas on 6 May 2010 09:40
On 6/05/2010 2:09 PM, atec7 7 > wrote:
..
> still doesn't apply in au only the us where it originated from

Thanks for the advice - I'd have never figured that out. Keep up the
good work.

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