From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on
On May 16, 8:50 am, HVAC <mr.h...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/7726...
>
> And you all thought *I* was crazy......

It still sounds crazy. What are they going to do, blow it up in the
middle of the Gulf Stream? This thing will get to Scandinavia and
Europe probably.

This oil spill sounds like the worst sticky black blot in the dark
history of the human race...

"The Oil spill is of such catastrophic proportions, very few people
are mentioning the likelihood of the oil being carried by the Gulf
stream to Europe. If enough oil spills it can kill much if not all of
the world’s oceans."

http://morris108.wordpress.com/2010/05/07/the-gulf-oil-spill-will-reach-europe/


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From: Criminal Drivers Murder 40,000 Americans a Year on
On May 16, 10:11 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <://webspawner.com/users/
BANANAREVOLUTION

And Bammer is doing nothing about it. He doesn't know what to do.
He's not a problem solver just another useless lawyer who thinks words
can solve things. He's never actually done anything in his life.



From: FatterDumber& Happier Moe on
Criminal Drivers Murder 40,000 Americans a Year wrote:
> On May 16, 10:11 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
> and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <://webspawner.com/users/
> BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> And Bammer is doing nothing about it. He doesn't know what to do.
> He's not a problem solver just another useless lawyer who thinks words
> can solve things. He's never actually done anything in his life.
>
>
>

Monsanto to the rescue, they are developing genetically modified
shrimp and algae that feeds on crude oil. The two heads on each shrimp
are designed to be used for chicken feed, and will cause the chickens
lay square eggs which will save a lot in packaging and shipping.

From: 5457 Dead, 590 since 1/20/09 on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 11:43:10 -0500, FatterDumber& Happier Moe wrote:

> Criminal Drivers Murder 40,000 Americans a Year wrote:
>> On May 16, 10:11 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
>> and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <://webspawner.com/users/
>> BANANAREVOLUTION
>>
>> And Bammer is doing nothing about it. He doesn't know what to do. He's
>> not a problem solver just another useless lawyer who thinks words can
>> solve things. He's never actually done anything in his life.
>>
>>
>>
>>
> Monsanto to the rescue, they are developing genetically modified
> shrimp and algae that feeds on crude oil. The two heads on each shrimp
> are designed to be used for chicken feed, and will cause the chickens
> lay square eggs which will save a lot in packaging and shipping.

Kinda the Frankenstein version of Al Capp's "Schmoos"!

From: 5457 Dead, 590 since 1/20/09 on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 09:36:30 -0700, Criminal Drivers Murder 40,000
Americans a Year wrote:

> On May 16, 10:11 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
> and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <://webspawner.com/users/
> BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> And Bammer is doing nothing about it. He doesn't know what to do. He's
> not a problem solver just another useless lawyer who thinks words can
> solve things. He's never actually done anything in his life.

Tell us, bubbles, what you think he should do.

I've already suggested compacting the BP executives and using their
corpses to plug the blow out. Maybe if they add Rush Limbaugh that will
be enough mass.