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From: John Veldman on

"Pete M" <pete.murray(a)SPAMFREEblueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Conor wrote:
>> On 10/04/2010 18:04, Steve Firth wrote:
>>> There's a location not far from where I work where every single car in a
>>> very large company car park is some variant of BMW.
>>>
>>> Surely that has to be the company with the biggest proportion of tossers
>>> working for it in the whole of the UK?
>>
>> Nah, a car park full of Audis tops that.
>>
> And a car park with a Prius tops even that...
>
> --
> Pete M - OMF#9
>
>

The Prius is the sort of car somewhere like ALDI would give as
a company car to a store manager!


From: Steve Firth on
Adrian <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote:

> %steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) gurgled happily, sounding much like
> they were saying:
>
> > There's a location not far from where I work where every single car in a
> > very large company car park is some variant of BMW.
> >
> > Surely that has to be the company with the biggest proportion of tossers
> > working for it in the whole of the UK?
>
> Bracknell, by any chance?

No, it's in Hampshire but not far from Bracknell. Just across the road
from the head offices of the employer of our mutual acquaintance. You
guessed right about the reason that all the cars are BMWs though.
From: Steve Firth on
John Veldman <john.nospam(a)veldman.net> wrote:

> "Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1jgqvhm.7f8ua51o2p6m0N%%steve%@malloc.co.uk...
> > There's a location not far from where I work where every single car in a
> > very large company car park is some variant of BMW.
> >
> > Surely that has to be the company with the biggest proportion of tossers
> > working for it in the whole of the UK?
>
> Well if YOU work harder you might be able to afford one (or two) one day.

I can perfectly well afford a BMW. Indeed just about anyone can aford
one since they are the favourite council-house car. I simply refuse to
have one. The build quality of BMWs is a disgrace, the "leather" looks
and feels like Naugahide, the exterior design was by someone whose guide
dog had just died and they still use hardboard in the boot.

> Jealousy is a terrible thing!

Ah well, that's one BMW owner flushed out of the woodwork. I've never
been jealous of the owners of Bavarian Mist-Wagens. I pity them.
From: Carl Gibbs on

"Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1jgqvhm.7f8ua51o2p6m0N%%steve%@malloc.co.uk...
> There's a location not far from where I work where every single car in a
> very large company car park is some variant of BMW.
>
Is it a BMW dealership?

I've had 3 cars tailgate me on a short hop along the M27 today, all of which
were BMW 535d's. Talk about living up to the stereotype!

From: Steve Firth on
Colin <Colin(a)nowhere.non> wrote:

> P.S. I don't own a BMW.

Or a set of balls.
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