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From: John McKenzie on 4 Jun 2010 06:57 Noddy wrote: > > > You're supposed to be a plumber, right? He wanted to be known as a freelance plumber. It was actually part of a holistic defence strategy to explain how he'd been caught with a snorkel and flippers in serveral homeowners septic tanks without their prior knowledge or consent. You give someone a quote for a job > and list a brief summary of the work involved, do you tell them *everything* > you do and don't do as part of that? considering it's all imaginary, the imaginary quote didn't need to cover imaginary work performed, only real work. so a blank invoice maybe? I bet that Oz has empty showcases at home, even a trophy room full of uch shelves and cases. All of them empty, showcasing his current achievements. -- John McKenzie tosspam(a)aol.com abuse(a)yahoo.com abuse(a)hotmail.com abuse(a)earthlink.com abuse(a)aol.com vice.president(a)whitehouse.gov president(a)whitehouse.gov sweep.day(a)accc.gov.au uce(a)ftc.gov admin(a)loopback abuse(a)iprimus.com.au $LOGIN(a)localhost I knew Sanchez before they were dirty root(a)mailloop.com $USER@$HOST $LOGNAME(a)localhost -h1024(a)localhost abuse(a)msn.com abuse(a)federalpolice.gov.au fraudinfo(a)psinet.com abuse(a)asio.gov.au $USER(a)localhost abuse(a)sprint.com abuse(a)fbi.gov abuse(a)cia.gov
From: hippo on 4 Jun 2010 08:10 Clocky wrote: > > Noddy wrote: > > "Clocky" <notgonn(a)happen.com> wrote in message > > news:4c07d73b$0$28638$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com... > > > >> How long ago was that though? Free inspection isn't all that unusual > >> these days. > > > > Admittedly it was 20 years ago now (or a tad over), but I wouldn't > > think that all that much has changed. > > You would be surprised. > > The principal focus was to > > relieve the customer of as much money as was humanly possible, and > > I'd imagine that to be exactly the same :) > > What on earth could you charge for at first service these days? > > All the customer sees is "free", so unless you are willing to do it for free > nobody is interested especially if the coupon makes no mention of it. > > > > > Last place I worked the new T*r*g* was booked in for its free service & 3 days later I got a please explain from my boss for an invoice he'd received for around $180 for oil, filter and labour for an optional oil change. He refused to pay it and I said well I'm not going to because I didn't request it and was never informed it was happening. In the end it got torn up. -- Posted at www.usenet.com.au
From: Noddy on 4 Jun 2010 08:12 <OzOne(a)Crackerbox-Palace.com> wrote in message news:0ulh06hiqc1e1vh8o76mdmsum9920smc17(a)4ax.com... > No Treacle brain... we're talking about checking the suspension. > Suspension that has ball joints so loosely attached to the wishbone > that they may be knocking...as was mentioned in the recall notice. Not quite Billy. That was the *possible outcome*. Not how they are. Nice try though. Again :) -- Regards, Noddy.
From: Noddy on 4 Jun 2010 08:14 "Clocky" <notgonn(a)happen.com> wrote in message news:4c08d683$0$14149$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com... > What on earth could you charge for at first service these days? I don't know about these days, but every car that came in for a first service in those days got a "free" oil & filter change, with the "free bit" being the labour. The oil was marked up at around 800%. > All the customer sees is "free", so unless you are willing to do it for > free nobody is interested especially if the coupon makes no mention of it. Times have changed then. -- Regards, Noddy.
From: Noddy on 4 Jun 2010 09:05
<OzOne(a)Crackerbox-Palace.com> wrote in message news:4qsh069mrnbg8rrgmtegrs6kko9mvk627u(a)4ax.com... > Bullshit! <..> > More bullshit! Jeez.... I know I harp on about irony around here at times, but if *ever* there was a case of it being the size of Mt. Everest this is it right here :) -- Regards, Noddy. |