From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
This is not an exaggeration. Think of the respect dogs get, where few
drivers would push them around, and you will see how twisted and blind
the ATTITUDE toward cyclists is.

While this PERCEPTION is not changed, we will find ourselves fighting
one predator at a time, and believe me, there's little chance of
cyclist fighting back a bus.

Unless bazookas are allowed on bikes... ;)

On Jun 28, 5:56 pm, e_space <espace1...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> ya lose the key to your cage did ya? ;-^)

I tell you it's scary out there, so the key is not the issue.
Yesterday I saw a bus driver blast a cyclist and then cut him off to
the bus stop. The poor guy had to stand behind the muffler and swallow
all that filth. Dogs get more respect.

And now with the approval of the right to bear arms everywhere, it's
better to prepare your guns inside the cage. Get on your car and run
to the supermarket to get bananas for a week at least.


----------------------------------------------------------

THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS

"When the predators roam around you seek shelter in the branches and
hang a hammock"

http://webspawner.com/users/MASTURBATIONFORPEACE

http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
On Jun 29, 1:20 pm, webreader <websiterea...(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> On Jun 29, 3:13 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
> Movement of Tantra-Hammock" <comandante.ban...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > This is not an exaggeration. Think of the respect dogs get, where few
> > drivers would push them around, and you will see how twisted and blind
> > the ATTITUDE toward cyclists is.
>
> > While this PERCEPTION is not changed, we will find ourselves fighting
> > one predator at a time, and believe me, there's little chance of
> > cyclist fighting back a bus.
>
> > Unless bazookas are allowed on bikes... ;)
>
> > On Jun 28, 5:56 pm, e_space <espace1...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > ya lose the key to your cage did ya? ;-^)
>
> > I tell you it's scary out there, so the key is not the issue.
> > Yesterday I saw a bus driver blast a cyclist and then cut him off to
> > the bus stop. The poor guy had to stand behind the muffler and swallow
> > all that filth. Dogs get more respect.
>
> > And now with the approval of the right to bear arms everywhere, it's
> > better to prepare your guns inside the cage. Get on your car and run
> > to the supermarket to get bananas for a week at least.
>
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
>
> > THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>
> > "When the predators roam around you seek shelter in the branches and
> > hang a hammock"
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/MASTURBATIONFORPEACE
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> You can train a dog ;-)

You can train a driver too!

Use the whip and the treat.

From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
On Jun 29, 1:53 pm, Tony Dragon <tony.dra...(a)btinternet.com> wrote:
> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of

> > Use the whip and the treat.
>
> Whoosh


"Hey you, beast" said the lady cop,

"Who me?" said the driver trembling in fear,

"Put your pants down!" added the lady cop...

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/03/01/werewolf-woman-whip.jpg

From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:11:53 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote:

>
> This is not an exaggeration. Think of the respect dogs get, where few
> drivers would push them around, and you will see how twisted and blind the
> ATTITUDE toward cyclists is.

Dogs are dogs. As such, their thinking is limited. That said, when it
comes to using or crossing the roadway, I have seen some dogs that were
smarter than cyclists. (dogs don't ride two abreast in the middle of the
road on a blind corner...)

Why do you have the Noam Chomsky group in the follow up...?

From: Nate Nagel on
On 06/29/2010 05:47 PM, Hachiroku ハチロク wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:11:53 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
> Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote:
>
>>
>> This is not an exaggeration. Think of the respect dogs get, where few
>> drivers would push them around, and you will see how twisted and blind the
>> ATTITUDE toward cyclists is.
>
> Dogs are dogs. As such, their thinking is limited. That said, when it
> comes to using or crossing the roadway, I have seen some dogs that were
> smarter than cyclists. (dogs don't ride two abreast in the middle of the
> road on a blind corner...)
>
> Why do you have the Noam Chomsky group in the follow up...?
>

I agree with Hachi... dogs are only as smart as their masters and how
well they've been trained. Cyclists, on the other hand, presumably sat
through driver's ed and know what a "STOP" sign means, unlike the
spandex-clad weenie that I just saw not an hour ago...

nate

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