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From: Silk on 27 Nov 2009 14:00 On 26/11/2009 19:21, Steve Firth wrote: > Conor<conor(a)gmx.co.uk> wrote: > >> One interesting fact is that crime is so bad here that they close the >> Police Station at teatime and after that there's only 4 coppers on duty >> covering the town and all the outlying villages. Even on a Friday and >> Saturday night, its extremely rare to see a copper, even in a patrol >> car. > > Similar here. The one police house was closed thirty years ago and sold > to the incumbent seargeant. Last year every police officer in every > village was pulled out of the are to patrol in Southampton and > Portsmouth because "there's no crime in either electoral ward". > > >> I wonder what the policing levels in Silks area is. > > I was being generous to him since I took the largest area possible > around his known location. That includes some very nice little villages > with zero crime whereas he lives in a cardboard box "estate" next door > to a pikey shopping centre. I'll help you out here, as I can tell you really want to know where I live. For what reason, I have no idea. If you look at a map of the area where the M4 and M5 cross, Where I live is in the North West quadrant. I'm sure you'd like to live there if you could afford it.
From: Adrian on 27 Nov 2009 14:06 Silk <me(a)privacy.net> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying: > If you look at a map of the area where the M4 and M5 cross, Where I live > is in the North West quadrant. I'm sure you'd like to live there if you > could afford it. Almondsbury? http://www.upmystreet.com/local/neighbours-in-bs32.html It sounds... bland... "Neighbourhoods fitting this profile are found in Milton Keynes, Stevenage, Swindon, Chelmsford, Guildford and Hemel Hempstead."
From: Conor on 27 Nov 2009 14:26 In article <7nama2F3klh53U6(a)mid.individual.net>, Adrian says... > > Silk <me(a)privacy.net> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were > saying: > > > If you look at a map of the area where the M4 and M5 cross, Where I live > > is in the North West quadrant. I'm sure you'd like to live there if you > > could afford it. > > Almondsbury? > > http://www.upmystreet.com/local/neighbours-in-bs32.html > > It sounds... bland... > Can't remember what it looks like in daylight. Spent the last couple of years going that way (A403) to the DHL RDC at Avonmouth Docks. I do remember that once you got off the M48, it was quite a shitty poor quality low rent road that chucked you all over the place. -- Conor www.notebooks-r-us.co.uk I'm not prejudiced. I hate everybody equally.
From: Steve Firth on 27 Nov 2009 14:21 Adrian <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote: > Silk <me(a)privacy.net> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were > saying: > > > If you look at a map of the area where the M4 and M5 cross, Where I live > > is in the North West quadrant. I'm sure you'd like to live there if you > > could afford it. > > Almondsbury? Nah, he lives at Bradley Stoke and has delusions of Grandeur. And if he looks at the Crime Statistics for where he lives he'll find they are as I quoted. I'm mildly amused that he thinks I can't live afford to live in some pikey Bristolian suburb, given where I live.
From: Adrian on 27 Nov 2009 14:43
%steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying: >> > If you look at a map of the area where the M4 and M5 cross, Where I >> > live is in the North West quadrant. I'm sure you'd like to live there >> > if you could afford it. >> Almondsbury? > Nah, he lives at Bradley Stoke Sadley Broke is south of the M4, though - so you're either a little out, or accusing him of lying/not knowing where he lives. Silk might not be the sharpest of knives in the drawer, but I'm willing to accept that he can find his own house of an evening. > I'm mildly amused that he thinks I can't live afford to live in some > pikey Bristolian suburb, given where I live. Umm, which house...? |