From: dr_jeff on
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
Enterprises wrote:
> On May 24, 9:15 pm, dr_jeff <u...(a)msu.edu> wrote:
>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
>>
>>
>>
>> Enterprises wrote:
>>> On May 24, 8:24 pm, "Rod Speed" <rod.speed....(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Jim A wrote
>>>>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote
>>>>>> In most parts of the world driving means "stick shift," not
>>>>>> automatic, which even a monkey can do. The result is that obviously
>>>>>> we got a bunch of monkeys driving, some of them wanting to be "king
>>>>>> of the road" and driving SUVs... Of course, this "automatic pilot"
>>>>>> driving facilitates all the other crazy stuff such as: TALKING ON
>>>>>> THE PHONE, NO SIGNAL LIGHTS, ZIGZAGGING, which makes driving such a game of Russian Roulette...
>>>>>> So is this IDIOCRACY reversible, or we just have to live with it?
>>>>> Very few cars here in the UK aren't stick-shift.
>>>> Oh bullshit.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_transmission#Applications_and_pop...
>>> "Many types of automobiles are equipped with manual transmissions.
>>> Small economy cars predominantly feature manual transmissions because
>>> they are cheap and efficient, although many are optionally equipped
>>> with automatics. Economy cars are also often powered by very small
>>> engines, and manual transmissions make more efficient use of the power
>>> produced.
>>> Sports cars are also often equipped with manual transmissions because
>>> they offer more direct driver involvement and better performance. Off-
>>> road vehicles and trucks often feature manual transmissions because
>>> they allow direct gear selection and are often more rugged than their
>>> automatic counterparts."
>>> ***
>>> In other words, smart cars take stick-shift, and stupid cars such as
>>> the bigger cars and SUVs go on "automatic pilot."
>>> How much easier you want to make it for the dinosaurs?
>> A lot of people, like me, like manual transmissions. When I bought my
>> last car, my two requirements were a moon roof and manual. However, many
>> more prefer automatic transmissions. Automatics have the advantage of
>> not having to select the gear, smooth shifts, easier (for some) to drive
>> and often better fuel efficiency and the ability to drive it as a
>> manual. CVTs often ofter better fuel efficiency, too. Plus, because it
>> continuously changes gear, there are no sudden gear shifts. They can be
>> more fuel efficient too, particularly when they are in a hybrid car.
>>
>> Jeff
>
> They are not compatible with bigger cars, right?
>
> I'm all for SMALL, MANUAL, FUN cars. The rest is just transportation
> or status.

There is more to life than shifting. A lot of people like big cars and
trucks. To each his own.

Jeff
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on
On May 24, 9:42 pm, dr_jeff <u...(a)msu.edu> wrote:
> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
>
>
>
> Enterprises wrote:
> > On May 24, 9:15 pm, dr_jeff <u...(a)msu.edu> wrote:
> >> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
>
> >> Enterprises wrote:
> >>> On May 24, 8:24 pm, "Rod Speed" <rod.speed....(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> Jim A wrote
> >>>>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote
> >>>>>> In most parts of the world driving means "stick shift," not
> >>>>>> automatic, which even a monkey can do. The result is that obviously
> >>>>>> we got a bunch of monkeys driving, some of them wanting to be "king
> >>>>>> of the road" and driving SUVs... Of course, this "automatic pilot"
> >>>>>> driving facilitates all the other crazy stuff such as: TALKING ON
> >>>>>> THE PHONE, NO SIGNAL LIGHTS, ZIGZAGGING, which makes driving such a game of Russian Roulette...
> >>>>>> So is this IDIOCRACY reversible, or we just have to live with it?
> >>>>> Very few cars here in the UK aren't stick-shift.
> >>>> Oh bullshit.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_transmission#Applications_and_pop...
> >>> "Many types of automobiles are equipped with manual transmissions.
> >>> Small economy cars predominantly feature manual transmissions because
> >>> they are cheap and efficient, although many are optionally equipped
> >>> with automatics. Economy cars are also often powered by very small
> >>> engines, and manual transmissions make more efficient use of the power
> >>> produced.
> >>> Sports cars are also often equipped with manual transmissions because
> >>> they offer more direct driver involvement and better performance. Off-
> >>> road vehicles and trucks often feature manual transmissions because
> >>> they allow direct gear selection and are often more rugged than their
> >>> automatic counterparts."
> >>> ***
> >>> In other words, smart cars take stick-shift, and stupid cars such as
> >>> the bigger cars and SUVs go on "automatic pilot."
> >>> How much easier you want to make it for the dinosaurs?
> >> A lot of people, like me, like manual transmissions. When I bought my
> >> last car, my two requirements were a moon roof and manual. However, many
> >> more prefer automatic transmissions. Automatics have the advantage of
> >> not having to select the gear, smooth shifts, easier (for some) to drive
> >> and often better fuel efficiency and the ability to drive it as a
> >> manual. CVTs often ofter better fuel efficiency, too. Plus, because it
> >> continuously changes gear, there are no sudden gear shifts. They can be
> >> more fuel efficient too, particularly when they are in a hybrid car.
>
> >> Jeff
>
> > They are not compatible with bigger cars, right?
>
> > I'm all for SMALL, MANUAL, FUN cars. The rest is just transportation
> > or status.
>
> There is more to life than shifting. A lot of people like big cars and
> trucks. To each his own.
>
> Jeff

Yeah, those same people are killing the environment and others on the
road.
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on
On May 25, 5:26 am, bugbear <bugbear(a)trim_papermule.co.uk_trim> wrote:
> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
>
> > In most parts of the world driving means "stick shift," not automatic,
> > which even a monkey can do. The result is that obviously we got a
> > bunch of monkeys driving, some of them wanting to be "king of the
> > road" and driving SUVs... Of course, this "automatic pilot" driving
> > facilitates all the other crazy stuff such as: TALKING ON THE PHONE,
> > NO SIGNAL LIGHTS, ZIGZAGGING, which makes driving such a game of
> > Russian Roulette...
>
> > So is this IDIOCRACY reversible, or we just have to live with it?
>
> Hmm. Perhaps a license obtained by a test in an automatic
> shouldn't allow you to drive a stick shift (AKA manual).
>
> ;-)
>
> BugBear

OK, I'd like to hear from the CIVILIZED WORLD, places where there's no
mass production of drivers for profit.
From: John David Galt on
On 2010-05-24 10:59, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
> In most parts of the world driving means "stick shift," not automatic,
> which even a monkey can do. The result is that obviously we got a
> bunch of monkeys driving, some of them wanting to be "king of the
> road" and driving SUVs... Of course, this "automatic pilot" driving
> facilitates all the other crazy stuff such as: TALKING ON THE PHONE,
> NO SIGNAL LIGHTS, ZIGZAGGING, which makes driving such a game of
> Russian Roulette...
>
> So is this IDIOCRACY reversible, or we just have to live with it?

Any idiot can drive a slushbox; there's more to know with a stick-shift.
So if you want a restricted license it should be "no stick shifts", not
stick-shift-only.
From: trivial guy on
In article <d57336b6-19c9-44a5-bbe7-1b1643146887(a)f13g2000vbm.googlegroups.com>,
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises <nolionnoproblem(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>In most parts of the civilized world, American driving would look
>funny and crazy. Even your traffic signs are out whack and your metric
>system sucks.

Our metric system is fine. We just don't use it. :-)