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From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 12 May 2010 22:49 On May 12, 9:59 pm, "CharlesGrozny" <n5...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > "Sharx35" <shar...(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:AMHGn.3842$Z6.3478(a)edtnps82... > > > > > > > "His Highness the TibetanMonkeySpanker, ComandanteBananaSplit and Chief of > > Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoprob...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > >news:634f399c-d30f-49e7-9233-957fa56179f1(a)i9g2000yqi.googlegroups.com... > >> (Imagine how many thousands of Toyotas and SUVs would be saved and > >> much safer our roads would be) > > >> On May 12, 3:51 pm, Khurram Chaudhry <khurram...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > >>> wearing the veil seriously undermines street security and impairs the > >>> ability to drive. > > >> You may call me old-fashioned, but women shouldn't be driving SUVs > >> such as the soccer moms. They are a public threat, and should be > >> riding bicycles like in Holland instead. A good example for their kids > >> too. ;) > > > They could also be having lots of orgasms, straddling the bike seats. > > >> ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > >> THE Muslim Extremist TIBETAN MONKEY Spanker SAYS > > >> "Women on bikes are best for the gene pool" > > >>http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION/monkeyspankus > > I've seen lots of little girls that pull out of a parking lot while yakking > on a cell phone and keep yakking while they are driving and finish their > trip still yakking on the same cell phone. But that's the parents not > teaching them right. > > Charles Grozny My girlfriend once wanted to ride a bike and talk on the phone ignoring my advice... She braked, she fell, she learned about the price of stupidity. Such may not be the case AFTER you kill someone with a car.
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 12 May 2010 23:05 On May 12, 10:41 pm, edspyhill01 <edspyhil...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > I think at least 90% of women who drive SUVs are afraid of them. > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0 If men only knew what makes a woman happy, and women had the experience, the world could be a much happier place... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an1m7t6p548
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 14 May 2010 00:16 On May 13, 11:15 pm, Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote: > On Wed, 12 May 2010 15:45:42 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, > ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote: > > > (Imagine how many thousands of Toyotas and SUVs would be saved and much > > safer our roads would be) > > > On May 12, 3:51 pm, Khurram Chaudhry <khurram...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > >> wearing the veil seriously undermines street security and impairs the > >> ability to drive. > > > You may call me old-fashioned, but women shouldn't be driving SUVs such as > > the soccer moms. They are a public threat, and should be riding bicycles > > like in Holland instead. A good example for their kids too. ;) > > I have always said I have no problem talking on a phone while driving, and > if you can handle it, OK. There's no problem until you kill 2 or 3 or hopefully yourself. It's MORE dangerous than DUI, but it's politically correct because lawyers, businessmen and politicians do it.
From: Hachiroku ハチロク on 14 May 2010 20:39 On Thu, 13 May 2010 21:16:34 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote: > On May 13, 11:15 pm, Hachiroku ハチロク <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote: >> On Wed, 12 May 2010 15:45:42 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, >> ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote: >> >> > (Imagine how many thousands of Toyotas and SUVs would be saved and >> > much safer our roads would be) >> >> > On May 12, 3:51 pm, Khurram Chaudhry <khurram...(a)gmail.com> wrote: >> >> wearing the veil seriously undermines street security and impairs the >> >> ability to drive. >> >> > You may call me old-fashioned, but women shouldn't be driving SUVs >> > such as the soccer moms. They are a public threat, and should be >> > riding bicycles like in Holland instead. A good example for their kids >> > too. ;) >> >> I have always said I have no problem talking on a phone while driving, >> and if you can handle it, OK. > > There's no problem until you kill 2 or 3 or hopefully yourself. > > It's MORE dangerous than DUI, but it's politically correct because > lawyers, businessmen and politicians do it. It's noit all that hard if you focus on the ROAD and not the call.
From: CharlesGrozny on 14 May 2010 22:41
"Hachiroku ハチロク" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message news:v3mHn.6356$7d5.4776(a)newsfe17.iad... > On Thu, 13 May 2010 21:16:34 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, > ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote: > >> On May 13, 11:15 pm, Hachiroku ハチロク <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote: >>> On Wed, 12 May 2010 15:45:42 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, >>> ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote: >>> >>> > (Imagine how many thousands of Toyotas and SUVs would be saved and >>> > much safer our roads would be) >>> >>> > On May 12, 3:51 pm, Khurram Chaudhry <khurram...(a)gmail.com> wrote: >>> >> wearing the veil seriously undermines street security and impairs the >>> >> ability to drive. >>> >>> > You may call me old-fashioned, but women shouldn't be driving SUVs >>> > such as the soccer moms. They are a public threat, and should be >>> > riding bicycles like in Holland instead. A good example for their kids >>> > too. ;) >>> >>> I have always said I have no problem talking on a phone while driving, >>> and if you can handle it, OK. >> >> There's no problem until you kill 2 or 3 or hopefully yourself. >> >> It's MORE dangerous than DUI, but it's politically correct because >> lawyers, businessmen and politicians do it. > > > It's noit all that hard if you focus on the ROAD and not the call. I've been using a 2 way radio in the car for a quarter century now. If you use a cell phone properly, it's not much harder than a radio. I've been told that is impossible, that I should be visualizing the person I'm talking to. But I don't visualize the person I'm talking to on the telephone when I use a landline, why should I when I'm talking on a cell? I don't try to visualize the liberal idiots here on a.a.t. when I occasionally read their drivel. If I did, some of the pictures I come up with would probably be pretty scary. Though I do wonder what Hachi-Roku would do if he were to run across Kyu-kyu. . . . Sorry about that, Chief. <g> Charles Grozny |