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From: Phlip on 14 May 2010 23:30
On May 12, 3:45 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"

> THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS

Dude, are you factually channeling the Hindu monkey-god, Lord Hanuman,
and never heard of him before?

Or did you hear about him before, and decided to launch these screeds
as an observance?

Either way, good show!
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 15 May 2010 00:07
On May 14, 11:30 pm, Phlip <phlip2...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 12, 3:45 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
> and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"
>
> > THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>
> Dude, are you factually channeling the Hindu monkey-god, Lord Hanuman,
> and never heard of him before?
>
> Or did you hear about him before, and decided to launch these screeds
> as an observance?
>
> Either way, good show!

It's been a coincidence in many aspects. "Tibetan Monkey" was born a
few month ago, but this the original story that gave rise to the
jungle some 8 years ago...

THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE

Once upon a time, in the deep jungle, lived a Lion and a Monkey... One
day the Monkey, tired of the Lion taking the LION'S SHARE, and seeing
that such injustice represented a danger to all, demanded JUSTICE...
The Lion, yawning and stretching, said, "You would have to have paws
and sharp teeth..." Then the Monkey, who was very clever, devised a
plan: He would go to the costume store, and look like a lion...

When the HUNGRY LION saw him, noticing that the new lion wasn't a
match for him, and fearing COMPETITION, killed him on the spot --
before the indifferent look of the little animals of the jungle... And
that's how the Law of the Jungle was re-established one more time...
(NOTE: Other monkeys survived him...)

ANALYSIS: Violence on the part of the lion can only result in more
monkeys joining the fight. And violence on the part of the monkey can
only give an excuse to the lion... He should instead use NONVIOLENT
RESISTANCE,* just as Mandela did in South Africa.


WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 15 May 2010 14:36
On May 15, 12:49 pm, Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote:

> I made "Turbo-charged Cheetah" once, with one reaction time of 0.0000
> seconds. The rest were "Rocketing Rabbit", usually around 0.17 seconds.

The fact that you are on the phone, means you are a reckless driver,
at least while you talk.

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