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From: atec77 on 7 Jul 2010 07:27
Guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot
down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your
wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came
up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.

The room had candles and rose petals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes !

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So Here I am !!!



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From: Jason James on 7 Jul 2010 15:47

"atec77" <atec77(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
>
> Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot
> down and tells him he isn't going.
>
> Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
>
> Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
> sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
> cooking on the fire.
>
> "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your
> wife into letting you go?"
>
> "Well, I've been here since yesterday.
>
> Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came
> up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
>
> I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
>
> She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.
>
> The room had candles and rose petals all over.
>
> On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes !
>
> She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
>
> And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
>
> So Here I am !!!

LOL!

Reminds me of another on Dexter. A guy was telling his mates how to pep up
their love-making. "Just do a doggy-style, and when the time is right, call
out the wrong name at your missus. She'll buck and twist like all getout
trying to throw you off "

yea,..pretty bad,..Jason


From: Clocky on 9 Jul 2010 09:36
atec77 wrote:
> Guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
>
> Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot
> down and tells him he isn't going.
>
> Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
>
> Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
> sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
> cooking on the fire.
>
> "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your
> wife into letting you go?"
>
> "Well, I've been here since yesterday.
>
> Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came
> up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
>
> I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
>
> She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.
>
> The room had candles and rose petals all over.
>
> On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes !
>
> She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
>
> And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
>
> So Here I am !!!

I'm surprised the Jag made it to the campsite.


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