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From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 21 Jul 2010 10:33
I mean you don't have to do every position, but it sounds more
practical than the Bible or other religious texts...
Of course, don't be so stupid to take anything literally:
"The Kama Sutra was written by one Vatsyayana Mallanaga, about whom
nothing else is known. However, from the text, it's clear that he was
upper-class. He takes servants for granted, and assumes his readers
have the leisure time to seduce virgins and other men's wives, and the
money to buy the gifts he recommends giving to do so."
THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"To get women in the neighborhood you want to be seen lying in the
hammock with a banana, which stands for SIMPLICITY and WISDOM."
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on 21 Jul 2010 13:16
> On Jul 21, 10:32 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
> Movement of Tantra-Hammock" <nolionnoprob...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> It makes more sense than any religious text I've ever encountered, and
> it's actually useful.
'Honey lets try position #235 in the "Kamasutra" again, but this time
remember to balance at equilibrium between my legs while i do a