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From: PaulpULVITZKA on 21 Feb 2010 19:27 A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said. 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'. The Lord replied; 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge? :-)
From: Adolf on 22 Feb 2010 05:12 On Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:27:52 -0800 (PST), PaulpULVITZKA <pulvitzka(a)gmail.com> wrote: >A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the >sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said. > >'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant >you one wish.' > >The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I >can ride over anytime I want.' > >The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous >challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required >reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would >take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, >but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take >a little more time and think of something that could possibly help >mankind.' > >The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said, >'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to >know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the >silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says >nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'. > >The Lord replied; 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge? An Oldie But Goodie.....
From: hippo on 22 Feb 2010 06:41 Adolf wrote: > > On Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:27:52 -0800 (PST), PaulpULVITZKA > <pulvitzka(a)gmail.com> wrote: > > >A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the > >sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said. > > > >'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant > >you one wish.' > > > >The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I > >can ride over anytime I want.' > > > >The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous > >challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required > >reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would > >take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, > >but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take > >a little more time and think of something that could possibly help > >mankind.' > > > >The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said, > >'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to > >know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the > >silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says > >nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'. > > > >The Lord replied; 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge? > > An Oldie But Goodie..... > > and God said, "but don't forget you'll need an F100 too, so you can get back." -- Posted at www.usenet.com.au
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