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From: sb on 17 Feb 2010 05:19
The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been found to be
faulty, there is a major problem with it's 'reality grasp'.
A fault also seems to exist in it's 'common sense module' causing the
'paranoia' circuit to function at the wrong time.
All owners of the 'Doug' model are asked to contact the manufactures
as soon as possible.
Until the fault is rectified owners are asked not to use this model as
it can cause a major problem for other road users
The Bollen Corporation if contacted will be able to advise on
alternative transport (oxcart / wheelbarrow, etc)
The Bollen Corporation thank you for your support in this difficult
time & thank you for your support.
From: Bod on 17 Feb 2010 05:38
On 17/02/2010 10:19, sb wrote:
> The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been found to be
> faulty, there is a major problem with it's 'reality grasp'.
> A fault also seems to exist in it's 'common sense module' causing the
> 'paranoia' circuit to function at the wrong time.
> All owners of the 'Doug' model are asked to contact the manufactures
> as soon as possible.
> Until the fault is rectified owners are asked not to use this model as
> it can cause a major problem for other road users
> The Bollen Corporation if contacted will be able to advise on
> alternative transport (oxcart / wheelbarrow, etc)
> The Bollen Corporation thank you for your support in this difficult
> time& thank you for your support.
>
>

There have also been many reports of faults in his Bicycle models.
Several cyclists have reported whining noises occuring whenever a car
passes. Many complain of a ramming feeling at the end of a ride.
The Bollen company has issued a statement, claiming this is normal on
any make of cycle, due to cars not leaving enough room on passing.

Bod
From: Mrcheerful on 17 Feb 2010 06:29
sb wrote:
> The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been found to be
> faulty, there is a major problem with it's 'reality grasp'.
> A fault also seems to exist in it's 'common sense module' causing the
> 'paranoia' circuit to function at the wrong time.
> All owners of the 'Doug' model are asked to contact the manufactures
> as soon as possible.
> Until the fault is rectified owners are asked not to use this model as
> it can cause a major problem for other road users
> The Bollen Corporation if contacted will be able to advise on
> alternative transport (oxcart / wheelbarrow, etc)
> The Bollen Corporation thank you for your support in this difficult
> time & thank you for your support.

surely any form of wheeled transport is dangerous and should be banned.


From: Bod on 17 Feb 2010 08:01
On 17/02/2010 11:29, Mrcheerful wrote:
> sb wrote:
>> The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been found to be
>> faulty, there is a major problem with it's 'reality grasp'.
>> A fault also seems to exist in it's 'common sense module' causing the
>> 'paranoia' circuit to function at the wrong time.
>> All owners of the 'Doug' model are asked to contact the manufactures
>> as soon as possible.
>> Until the fault is rectified owners are asked not to use this model as
>> it can cause a major problem for other road users
>> The Bollen Corporation if contacted will be able to advise on
>> alternative transport (oxcart / wheelbarrow, etc)
>> The Bollen Corporation thank you for your support in this difficult
>> time& thank you for your support.
>
> surely any form of wheeled transport is dangerous and should be banned.
>
>

Yes, especially wheelbarrows without brakes.

Bod
From: Tony Dragon on 17 Feb 2010 08:23
Bod wrote:
> On 17/02/2010 11:29, Mrcheerful wrote:
>> sb wrote:
>>> The 'Doug' model of the Bollen Corporation has been found to be
>>> faulty, there is a major problem with it's 'reality grasp'.
>>> A fault also seems to exist in it's 'common sense module' causing the
>>> 'paranoia' circuit to function at the wrong time.
>>> All owners of the 'Doug' model are asked to contact the manufactures
>>> as soon as possible.
>>> Until the fault is rectified owners are asked not to use this model as
>>> it can cause a major problem for other road users
>>> The Bollen Corporation if contacted will be able to advise on
>>> alternative transport (oxcart / wheelbarrow, etc)
>>> The Bollen Corporation thank you for your support in this difficult
>>> time& thank you for your support.
>>
>> surely any form of wheeled transport is dangerous and should be banned.
>>
>>
>
> Yes, especially wheelbarrows without brakes.
>
> Bod

They should be recalled.

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Tony Dragon
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