From: Ivor Jones on
"Conor" <conor.turton(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
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> In article <4km2s4Fcm9mqU1(a)individual.net>, Ivor Jones
> says...
>
> > I'm a UK resident not a European resident. There is no
> > such country as Europe.
> >
> Good. Does that mean you'll be sending a cheque to
> Brussels to repay all the money you've got out of them in
> both direct and indirect subsidies?

Oy..! I'm not a farmer..!

Ivor


From: Ivor Jones on
"Willy Eckerslyke" <oss108no_spam(a)bangor.ac.uk> wrote in
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> Ivor Jones wrote:
> > "Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <craig(a)oil.com> wrote in
> > message news:a5hbe2ta9u0embo5tb9fhssc2r8knmfh66(a)4ax.com
> >
> > [snip]
> >
> >
> > > Wales is in Europe, innit. With a name like Ivor you
> > > must be Welsh or Russian.
> >
> > My name is Welsh,
>
> No it isn't.

How so..? I was named after my father, who most certainly was.

Ivor


From: Ivor Jones on
"Alex Heney" <me8(a)privacy.net> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 15:57:24 +0100, "Ivor Jones"
> <ivor(a)despammed.invalid> wrote:
>
> > "Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <craig(a)oil.com> wrote in
> > message news:a5hbe2ta9u0embo5tb9fhssc2r8knmfh66(a)4ax.com
> >
> > [snip]
> >
> > > Wales is in Europe, innit. With a name like Ivor you
> > > must be Welsh or Russian.
> >
> > My name is Welsh, I never said I was.
> >
> > Ivor
> >
>
> No it isn't.
>
> If it were Welsh, it would be Ifor, as there is no letter
> "v" in Welsh.

True, but I'm not to blame for that, it was anglicised by my parents not
me. I've often thought about changing it, but I'm too old to bother now.

Ivor


From: Ivor Jones on
"Linz" <spam(a)lindsayendell.org.uk> wrote in message
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> Ivor Jones wrote:
> > "Linz" <spam(a)lindsayendell.org.uk> wrote in message
> > news:ec4hja$239d$1(a)fiasco.xenopsyche.net
> > > davek wrote:

[snip]

> > > Other than looking at your speedo, how do you know
> > > you're doing 70mph?
> >
> > I can look at my GPS, which is more accurate than my
> > speedo.
>
> Thank you. (It was a serious question.) But how can you
> be sure it's /that/ accurate?

It's generally accepted that most speedos are inaccurate, also that GPS is
far less so. Anyway, if you really want to know, I compared it with a
calibrated speedo as used in police cars.

Ivor


From: Ivor Jones on
"Adrian" <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Ivor Jones (ivor(a)despammed.invalid) gurgled happily,
> sounding much like they were saying :
>
> > > You think? Look through my posts and you'll see a
> > > lack of spelling and punctuation mistakes for a
> > > start. That's because I went to school and passed O
> > > level English Language.
>
> > Gosh. I'm suitably awed. Doesn't stop me disliking your
> > unnecesary use of *foul* language.
>
> So protect your sensibilities, by filtering it out.

I shouldn't have to.

Ivor