From: Brimstone on


"Christopher Bowlas" <chris.bowlas(a)googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:165114c3-dd54-423a-99ef-fda6cc46e6ba(a)k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> On Feb 10, 1:36 pm, "Brimstone" <brimst...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
>> "Adrian" <toomany2...(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:7tfnvkF4ckU15(a)mid.individual.net...
>> > When he was a kid, he was seriously injured and in a coma after running
>> > into the road in front of an oncoming car to "rescue" the corpse of a
>> > dead bird.
>>
>> I didn't recall his injuries being that serious.
>
> Do you mean that only his head was injured?
>
>> > His pig-headed unwillingness to accept any possible fallibility on his
>> > own part is what's led to him extrapolating that incident into "all car
>> > drivers are evil murderers"
>>
>> Similarly the more recent event where Doug was struck by a car wanting to
>> cross his path and his refusal to give way, despite it being the most
>> sensible thing to do.
>
> Does he think his home planet revolves around a red star?

According to the first law of the Dougverse, everything revolves around
Doug.


From: Adrian on
"Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

> What damages your credibility is that you only adopted this attitude
> after

his health meant he had to

> stop driving cars.

From: Christopher Bowlas on
On Feb 11, 12:24 pm, "Brimstone" <brimst...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
> "Christopher Bowlas" <chris.bow...(a)googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:165114c3-dd54-423a-99ef-fda6cc46e6ba(a)k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> > On Feb 10, 1:36 pm, "Brimstone" <brimst...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> "Adrian" <toomany2...(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:7tfnvkF4ckU15(a)mid.individual.net...
> >> > When he was a kid, he was seriously injured and in a coma after running
> >> > into the road in front of an oncoming car to "rescue" the corpse of a
> >> > dead bird.
>
> >> I didn't recall his injuries being that serious.
>
> > Do you mean that only his head was injured?
>
> >> > His pig-headed unwillingness to accept any possible fallibility on his
> >> > own part is what's led to him extrapolating that incident into "all car
> >> > drivers are evil murderers"
>
> >> Similarly the more recent event where Doug was struck by a car wanting to
> >> cross his path and his refusal to give way, despite it being the most
> >> sensible thing to do.
>
> > Does he think his home planet revolves around a red star?
>
> According to the first law of the Dougverse, everything revolves around
> Doug.

',' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptonian
From: The Medway Handyman on
Adrian wrote:
> "Brimstone" <brimstone(a)hotmail.com> gurgled happily, sounding much
> like they were saying:
>
>> What damages your credibility is that you only adopted this attitude
>> after
>
> his health meant he had to
>
>> stop driving cars.

Mental health presumably?


--
Dave - the small piece of 14th century armour used to protect the armpit.


From: Christopher Bowlas on
On Feb 10, 8:06 pm, "Norman Wells" <cut-me-own-thr...(a)dibblers-
pies.co.am> wrote:
> In 2007, there were just 646 deaths of pedestrians on the roads.  We're not
> told what they were doing, nor who was responsible.  That total represented
> 22% of all deaths on the roads that year.  49% of deaths were to car users,
> whom you obviously don't count since they made their own choices.  20% were
> motorcyclists, and the same presumably applies to them.  A further 5% (about
> 146) were pedal cyclists.  Again, we're not told what they were doing nor
> who was responsible for their demise.
>
> You will say all of the pedestrians and pedal cyclists were killed by
> rampaging motorists.  That means about 800 vulnerable innocents mown down by
> callous drivers.  I'd say that a more accurate starting point, given a fair
> apportionment of blame, would be half of that number, so about 400.
>
> Even if it's 800, that represents just about 1 in 1000 deaths in Britain.
> So, 99.9% of deaths occur through other causes.  If you're a pedestrian or a
> pedal cyclist, you're therefore likely to be killed on the roads once every
> 80,000 years on average.  If you take my figure, that rises to once every
> 160,000 years.

So how many years would it take for Doug to be killed twice?